Home Invasion

[tonksinger]

Title: Home Invasion
Author: tonksinger
Team: Flaming Flamingoes
Characters: Hermione, Severus
Rating: PG-13, for naughty language and insinuations of shenanigans.
Challenge: storage cupboard
Word Count: 200
It started with a toothbrush. A small concession, he felt, and one that she found important. Anyway, the toothbrush was a small price to pay

Comments

[droxy]

“Your Christmas list?”

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

-men- sheesh

snicker

[tonksinger]

Your icon is cracking me up. Death Eater sibling pranks. Love it. Thank you!

[droxy]

Your one liners could be LJ icons...

=)

[redskyatnight76]

HA! You had me from the moment you insinuated he might wank over her knickers. That's my Snapekink du jour, that is. Mmmmmm...

[tonksinger]

Mmm, and what a nice kink it is, too... *dreams*

Back, Kink Muse, back!

*grabs weapon*

*realizes it's a vibrator*

Bugger. *concedes defeat*

Thank you, red!

[look_2thesky]

bahahahahaha..."Your Christmas list?"

Priceless. Love it :)

[tonksinger]

Thank you! I love one-liners. They're such fun!

[dacian_goddess]

BWAHAHA! Excellent! Christmas list, lol. And with her brain still half-asleep, good girl. :D

Pshh, whatever, that mango-vanilla thing sounds pretty delicious. I beet there wouldn't be any objecting when he wanted to lather it all over her, either. Hmph.

[tonksinger]

Mmm, mango-vanilla... I'm currently using Boot's mango-orange blossom, but that was too many words. I love shower gel that sounds edible.

not as much as I love shower gel that is edible, mind...

[madeleone]

Priceless! I loved it! My fave were the closing lines!
He glared. She smiled. “Come back to bed, you territorial bastard.”

She won.

I repeat, priceless! :D

[tonksinger]

Thank you so much! She had to win this contest.