I F***ing Do!

[camillo1978]

Title: I F***ing Do! (Part 8)
Challenge: Creative Curses
Team: Order!
Word Count: 11 x 100
Rating: M (language and content)

A/N: This is the eighth part of the round-robin drabble series ‘I F***ing Do!’, a Hissing Harpies production. Written with an outstandingly large hangover. Thanks to Buzzy, Scoffy, Bluestocking, Coco and Dicky for beta'ing

Comments

[camillo1978]

Phew! Have never had to write in such a hurried haze of hangover! :D

[mistaria]

Aberforthy is used here to refer to sex between two different species.

I enjoy that you clarified this. ::titters::

The whole thing was absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the boost before I have to head out to summer class. :O

[camillo1978]

Hello!

You're very welcome, Couldn't resist taking Narcissa and Lucius down a peg or two and submitting the manor to a little indignity.

[tudorpot]

what a hoot, great party, greater curses- I loved Narcissa's attitude to Draco's shenaigans more worried about pure-blood than public sexxors

[camillo1978]

Hello!

As un-Malfoy like a party as I could manage in drabble form. Could have gone on for ages!

I think it's a little short on curses but I wanted to get descriptions of everybody's shennanigans in ;-)

[tudorpot]

The shennanigans were crucial- loved Harry and the elves. Must be hard coming down from such a great weekend- family, bf/intended, engagment and birthday all in one, plus lots of drinkies.

[duniazade]

ROFLMAO indeed!

How to choose amidst the treasure? The Malfoy clock? The boys fetching pizzas? Broomsticks in the moonlight? Poor Lucius being cursed with the mange (I can't bear thinking about the consequences)? The archery competition?

Just glorious!

[camillo1978]

:D I wanted Ron to save the day for once and a welter of things for Rita to choose from!

[bluestocking79]

I really do love this set, as you know, and if I listed everything I loved about it, it'd be half as long as the set itself. But I adore Eileen and the way her stroppiness melts around Slughorn, the strip-Snooker and poor scadalized Flitwick, the archery contest and Harry's evil revenge. Oh, and Narcissa's response to Draco's indiscretion is hilarious--she doesn't care about the gay sex bit, just Justin's bloodlines.

I especially like the ending, eating stuffed-crust pizza on the floor of the dining room. It'll take years for Narcissa to live down the shame, but I imagine everybody else had fun.

[camillo1978]

It'll take years for Narcissa to live down the shame, but I imagine everybody else had fun.

YAY! Exactly what I was going for!

Thank you!