I F***ing Do!

[gilded_glamour]

Title: I F***ing Do!
Team: Burning Budgies.
Word Count: 100 x 11
Rating: M (language :D)
Characters: Hermione, Severus, The Malfoys
Author's Notes: Nothing belongs to me, unfortunately.

Many thanks to ALL the harpies who collectively helped me edit this, particularly Camillo, Buzzy and Dickie. Thanks ladies!

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Comments

[duniazade]

Elitist, conceited, fiscal, snobby, blue-blooded socialite

Have I told you how much I love this, and especially the fiscal? That made me choke with laughter!

Bastet’s bloody, battered bones! is a superb curse too.

I adore your Narcissa - she's such a smooth manipulator. Nice colorful vocabulary too, not to mention the four shades of white!

I admire how deftly you have inserted that emotional moment between Severus and Hermione and suggested the depths beyond the comedy.

[gilded_glamour]

Aww, thank you. I do like that it has a range of emotions-- but don't make me do it again, it was scary, haha. Thanks, duniazade!

[gilded_glamour]

Thanks scoffy dear! Well, of course they are!

[bluestocking79]

I just love this Narcissa; she's Slytherin to the core, and the way she handles Severus is just classic. I also really love that tenderness between them towards the end of the set. It's so good to see that their connection is strong, even though hell is slowly breaking loose all around them.

[gilded_glamour]

Hahaha! I've actually always put her down as a Ravenclaw, just because we have far too many Slytherins and Gryffindors running about. Hmm, but that's just my hopeful opinion. :D Thanks, blue :) And good luck for tonight's set!

[bluestocking79]

Heh! I've actually always thought of her as a Ravenclaw, too. :-) I meant 'Slytherin' more as an adjective, as in 'incredibly, effectively manipulative.'

Thanks for the good luck! I'll need it.

[leonix8238]

I love how poor Severus has to yeild to all these strong women. 1 for the gentler sex I feel haha!

[gilded_glamour]

Hahahaha, now that could make descriptions a little confusing. Yes, there does seem to be a bit of a Severus:Women power imbalance. Nothing to do with all the Harpies being women, of course. Nothing at all. :D

[morethansirius]

He tried, really. But they were all white.

Oh, it's so cute when clueless men try to deal with things like party invitations. I adore your Narcissa with her slighty misty cornflower-blue eyes of doom. She is quite the little curser, too. Impressive range she has there. I wonder how many times Draco has found himself caught in the middle of endless manipulations.

Note to Severus: Keep the meat cleavers and other sharp objects AWAY from Hermione until things settle down.

[gilded_glamour]

Narcissa is so wonderfully manipulative. I love the Malfoys, they're my favourite characters after SS and HG of course. :) Haha, misty cornflower-blue eyes of doom, I like that! Thanks for the comment :)