Title: Fightin' Words (TwG VII)
Challenge: Back from the Dead
Team: Spying for Luminescent Avians
W.Ct.: 100
Char.s: SS, HG, RW
Rating: PG13 (language)
ANs: This little snippet is directly related to
Talks with Mortals (TwG IV)'Talks with Ghosts' series:
I,
II,
III,
IV,
V,
VI ~ ~ ~
"Shut. the. hell. up. now," Hermione growled through gritted teeth.
Ron blinked at her, bewildered. "I didn't say anything."
He had to wait through another contraction for an answer. "Not you," she panted. "Him."
"Him?" There was no one else in the room.
"That. damned. snarky. assed. bastard!" She glared at the empty air beyond Ron's shoulder. "That. fucking. tunnut-wit*. ghost!"
"Ghost?"
"Yessss," she hissed, still staring daggers. "One more word from you, you arse, and I swear I'll find a spell to tie your see-through bollocks into square knots!"
Ron fled, muttering about fetching the healer.
Severus merely smirked.
(* tunnut - a contraction of 'two-knut', similar to the Muggle term 'tuppenny')