Hurrah for my birth (x29)!

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So, Doug called and left me an awesomely piratical phone message, which almost made my girlfriend die in spasms (Doug's pirate voice is equal parts Captain Blackbeard and Wesley Willis) and Travis stopped by to bestow a hipster hoodie (he's secretly trying to make me dress like him) AND a digital metronome/tuner (a suitable gift from a band-mate,

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[abulia]

guinea pig!!

i will have your present soon. i was a lateass about ordering it, so it has not yet arrived. i hope you don't already have it/have not yet...experienced it, because i would be sad. but if it's old news to you, at least you can still pat the guinea pig.

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The guinea pig is available and can be booked for therapeutic visits during various occasions of angst and existential worry. It will sit on your stomach, munch lettuce, and make little "woop woop" noises. It will then try, endearingly, to hide in your hair.

[hogofheaven]

Glad you're alive, comrade. I wish you many more celebrations of the day of your birth.

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I wish you luck in treading the crowned heads of Europe beneath your sandaled feet, my friend.