Assholes Anonymous

[grahams]

Hello, my name is Sean and I am a recovering asshole.

[Hi, Sean!]

I have been an asshole for nearly 31 years now, but I'm finally feeling like coming to these meetings is starting to help. For instance, today I came home to find a FedEx envelope addressed to some stranger at my address. I opened this envelope, sent by StubHub, to find two

Comments

[aimr9]

Do you know if there is a chapter in Michigan? Andrew severely needs one. :P

[aelphaba]

Good for you. Now your first child wont be a cripple

[grahams]

Science help you all if I ever make the mistake of procreation.

[mattcampbell]

even more amazing than you being a recovering asshole is that Rory is you sponsor!