thetenspot TTS 028. - Songs While Pissed

[graham_baker]

TEN Songs You'd Only Sing While Drunk1. Anything by Madonna

Comments

[his_sarah_jane]

Oh, I'm sure there could be worse lists, you know. I'm afraid I haven't heard of a good half of the songs on yours, but "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" is lovely.

No matter what time of year it is.

[graham_baker]

*laughs*

I'm sure you're quite right.

The only negative part of singing that song is that everyone knows it. And when you start forgetting the words and just making lyrics up .. everyone knows. And everyone criticises you for it.

*laughs again*

[his_sarah_jane]

But some of the lyrics I've heard people come up with are quite ingenuous when it comes down to it.

Staff Christmas parties, for example. You'd never quite expect the quiet secretary in the back to be singing the most randiest of lyrics.

[graham_baker]

That's true. It's always the quiet ones you've got to look out for.

*laughs*

Was never much of a lyricist myself, unfortunately. But I can edit them, if some popped into someone's head.

*laughs again*

[sorta_like_711]

Ghetoo fuckin' Superstar? Are ye kiddin' me? *snorts*

[graham_baker]

Uhm, well .. don't actually know all the words. Tend to make them up as I go along. Usually very badly, I might add.

[sorta_like_711]

Well fuck me. This I gotta see sometime! Just how drunk d'ye hafta be t'sing that?

[graham_baker]

It's .. not something I do often. At least, I try not to. I'll usually try to sing other songs before that one.

*thinks*

Pretty pissed. Really pissed.

Really, really pissed.