The Desperate & Dateless Meme

[gr8muppetyodin]

Not all muses are tied up in OMFGOTPFTW relationships, or even blessed by twu wuv and Cupid’s arrow. Some of our muses are perfectly flawed, and just as desperate and dateless as people can be in real life. Whether it’s some deep-seated commitment issues, canonically right for the muse, or because they’re not so great at flirting or hooking up with

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[cleverness_ofme]

Name: Pete Pan
Age: 27
Occupation: Lawyer. Owns a teen rec center in New York.
How long you’ve been single: While now.
Why your last relationship ended: I "didn't take anything seriously..."

[cleverness_ofme]

Seriously enough, at times. I may be a lawyer but I like fun, too. You can't take everything seriously. What's life without humor?

[cleverness_ofme]

Fucking boring! I'm a lawyer and even I know that.

[cleverness_ofme]

A little of everything - besides corporate. I'll never be a corporate lawyer.

[cleverness_ofme]

Is he not anymore? Full 180? Or, was he not long for this world?

[cleverness_ofme]

...Wow.

[hook_esq]

Well now, isn't this interesting.

[cleverness_ofme]

I was bored. And I find it more interesting that you replied.

[hook_esq]

Only to mock, dear boy.

[cleverness_ofme]

Dear? I'm dear to you? Color me flattered, James.

[hook_esq]

I find it interesting that you read so much into one word that doesn't mean anything, and ignore the mocking so completely.