The Desperate & Dateless Meme

[gr8muppetyodin]

Not all muses are tied up in OMFGOTPFTW relationships, or even blessed by twu wuv and Cupid’s arrow. Some of our muses are perfectly flawed, and just as desperate and dateless as people can be in real life. Whether it’s some deep-seated commitment issues, canonically right for the muse, or because they’re not so great at flirting or hooking up with

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[kissmynuts]

Name: Bob
Age: Legal
Occupation: Bagpipeologist
How long you’ve been single: Define single
Why your last relationship ended: Her husband came home and didn't think I matched their sheets

[cleverness_ofme]

Bob the Bagpipeologist?

[kissmynuts]

That's me, dude.

[cleverness_ofme]

You study bagpipes?

[sheisjustlkeme]

*Chuckles hard.* Nice. I love your hair, by the way. And all real men where kilts.

*Smiles.*

Love ten inch hero so much props!

[kissmynuts]

Cheers, love. Kilts are a gift from god, and hence the need to hero-worship them. Make your ass look hot and convenient access.

[I couldn't resist borrowing Priestly's face!]

[sheisjustlkeme]

Oh my, that leads to all manner of pretty, yet dirty thoughts. *Big smile.*

Yeah, they are...

excellent thinking!