Nipple gripple and the shopping cart of doom

[goudabonbon]

As Sweetness and I were completing our grocery run today, she announced that she wanted to ride home in the shopping cart. It did look like a car -- a convertible-style green plastic one with two steering wheels -- but I did not think it would go fast enough for Atlanta traffic and vetoed the idea. I gather she imagined motoring along behind me

Comments

[ms_cantrell]

i wouldn't have been angry, either. if you had tried to blow it off or ignored the incident completely, that would have upset me, but not the dent in the car. it's just a car.

i'm glad other kids think that nipples are for public grabbing, because my kids certainly used to do it a lot. we're just now getting past my six year old asking, "mom, why is it that your boobs are so small? i can't remember."

[miz_landry]

this was too funny. I haven't had the nipple grab yet. I'm sooo looking forward to it.

Nice to hear a story where someone doesn't jump out screaming about suing!

[juliana_shines]

maybe it was her soon to be ex's car.. it saved her one extra strike w/ the baseball bat ;)

[opheliadickwell]

She might've been driving without a valid license, registration or insurance. Had there been an accident report filed, it would bring unwanted attention her way.