Mask 13 -- Brought to you by the number 1.
OKAY, FUCKHEADS. LISTEN UP. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FELLOW RANK 1 ASSASSIN.
I don't know what the fuck's going on in this damn town, but Jeane here -- the Tailmon, not my slightly psychotic ex-girlfriend and sister -- has been asleep for a cubic shitton of days.
And there's holes in her neck, too.
So.
This is a warning to all you damn sparklepires out there and shit -- you'd best be hiding good. Otherwise, I will find you and drain you dry. I don't give a shit if you "needed it for life" or whatever fuck reason you have -- YOU DON'T TOUCH MY DIGIMON WITHOUT GETTING FUCKED UP BY TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN, THE NO MORE HERO.
Got that?! Good.
Now if you excuse me, I have to tend to a sick cat right now.
...alternatively, Greg, if I found out that your Gomamon pranked her ass while I was visiting, I'm fucking your shit up good.
Just a warning.
THAT SAID, YOU CAN NOW GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING NORMAL LIVES, SHITHEADS.
I don't know what the fuck's going on in this damn town, but Jeane here -- the Tailmon, not my slightly psychotic ex-girlfriend and sister -- has been asleep for a cubic shitton of days.
And there's holes in her neck, too.
So.
This is a warning to all you damn sparklepires out there and shit -- you'd best be hiding good. Otherwise, I will find you and drain you dry. I don't give a shit if you "needed it for life" or whatever fuck reason you have -- YOU DON'T TOUCH MY DIGIMON WITHOUT GETTING FUCKED UP BY TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN, THE NO MORE HERO.
Got that?! Good.
Now if you excuse me, I have to tend to a sick cat right now.
...alternatively, Greg, if I found out that your Gomamon pranked her ass while I was visiting, I'm fucking your shit up good.
Just a warning.
THAT SAID, YOU CAN NOW GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING NORMAL LIVES, SHITHEADS.