The Wake's Drinking Game
Why isn't there one yet?
The Lightweights
-Drink one shot for every log posted that has song lyrics in its description or title.
-One shot for every humanoid/organic that gets lifted or picked up by a giant machine.
-One shot per mention of TMBG or MST3K
-One shot each time Wreck-Gar does something that deliberately contradicts something he did five minutes beforehand.
-One shot per mention of the Labyrinth.
-One shot per TWEWY-character post.
-One shot every time someone breaks the fourth wall. Chug if it's epic.
-One shot per Squall/Rorshach grunt or "Hnn"
-Every time someone mentions a way to bring order to the city in the form of laws, a police force, a hospital, a library, or a detective agency, boo loudly at the computer screen and dump out whatever amount of drink you still have in your glass.
The Middleweights
-One shot for every time Pyramid Head is seen with a body. Two if he's mutilating it, three if raping.
-One shot for every hint of sexual repression between Jefferson and Hamilton. NOTE: Up for interpretation at drinker's leisure.
-One shot for every hint of sexual repression between Jefferson and Monticello.
-One shot per question a new person asks in their first post. (ie., Where am I? Why am I here? Why is that fellow with the helmet raping that corpse?) Bonus points for repeating their questions in a pseudo-German accent.
-Drink steadily during the length of Nathan's song lyrics.
-One shot per time the chat topic in AIM turns back to Transformers. Two if it's G1. Three if it is Armada or IDW canon.
-DRINK WHENEVER YOU SEE CAPITAL LETTERS
The Heavyweights
-One shot per Blitzwing's face changes: If he does it in a string of 2-3 comments, drink continuously while reading.
-While a friend sings the entire Spongebob Squarepants theme, drink continuously.
-Chug all the way through a Hamilton speech. NOTE: This may cause death by alcohol poisoning. ONLY FOR SERIOUS COMPETITORS.
Note that this is just from looking at the first twenty entries from my friends' page.
The Lightweights
-Drink one shot for every log posted that has song lyrics in its description or title.
-One shot for every humanoid/organic that gets lifted or picked up by a giant machine.
-One shot per mention of TMBG or MST3K
-One shot each time Wreck-Gar does something that deliberately contradicts something he did five minutes beforehand.
-One shot per mention of the Labyrinth.
-One shot per TWEWY-character post.
-One shot every time someone breaks the fourth wall. Chug if it's epic.
-One shot per Squall/Rorshach grunt or "Hnn"
-Every time someone mentions a way to bring order to the city in the form of laws, a police force, a hospital, a library, or a detective agency, boo loudly at the computer screen and dump out whatever amount of drink you still have in your glass.
The Middleweights
-One shot for every time Pyramid Head is seen with a body. Two if he's mutilating it, three if raping.
-One shot for every hint of sexual repression between Jefferson and Hamilton. NOTE: Up for interpretation at drinker's leisure.
-One shot for every hint of sexual repression between Jefferson and Monticello.
-One shot per question a new person asks in their first post. (ie., Where am I? Why am I here? Why is that fellow with the helmet raping that corpse?) Bonus points for repeating their questions in a pseudo-German accent.
-Drink steadily during the length of Nathan's song lyrics.
-One shot per time the chat topic in AIM turns back to Transformers. Two if it's G1. Three if it is Armada or IDW canon.
-DRINK WHENEVER YOU SEE CAPITAL LETTERS
The Heavyweights
-One shot per Blitzwing's face changes: If he does it in a string of 2-3 comments, drink continuously while reading.
-While a friend sings the entire Spongebob Squarepants theme, drink continuously.
-Chug all the way through a Hamilton speech. NOTE: This may cause death by alcohol poisoning. ONLY FOR SERIOUS COMPETITORS.
Note that this is just from looking at the first twenty entries from my friends' page.