SQUALL LEONHARTshivas_loverAugust 19 2009, 12:33:02 UTC
First, I read everything that's been posted that day. Everything, keeping in mind that he can't see the private things. Then I put on something from his FST; usually this, usually on repeat. I end up blocking it out after a while, which makes repeat kind of pointless, but that's just how I roll.
THE ACTUAL WRITING PROCESS: This can take forever. Squall basically has five steps. 1) Figure out what to say. 2) Write it down. 3) Go back and take out all the unnecessary words. 4) Cut it down further. 5) Add ellipsis.
Of course, most of that happens mentally, but you get the idea. And logs just make the whole thing more complicated.
... Oh, I also flood people's inboxes by editing the shit out of things. \o/
The things that go through my head as I sit and stare at a post that I can tag with this freaky creeper.
Example post: "I love my cat. But it won't stop trying to kill my pet bird."
1) What is the most unhelpful thing he could say? "Kill them both! HAHA!" 2) What is the creepiest thing he can say? "Kill and EAT them both!" 3) Can he come up with some sort of insane angle actually relevant to the topic? "I love cats, too. WITH KETCHUP." 4) Abuse the shit out of the "small" tag and CAPSLOCK KEY. 5) Add a "Heh heh", "Ha ha", "WUH HUH HUH" or any combination to the tag. 6) PS: HE'S DEATH, BITCHES. DEATH.
One of the big problems with writing Pandora is, she's still relatively quiet and insular. So, usually, for her to reply to a post, it either has to involve someone she's gotten to know at least decently well, or have something that really resonates with her. Sometimes, if I think an interaction might be fun, I'll nudge her in that direction
( ... )
First, I go into a bar. Usually one that's real packed, full of those skinny skanks in the tube tops who really need to eat a sandwich before I can hear their bones clicking together while they grind. Then, I hit on the female bartender, just to annoy the crap out of her and make her get the bouncer to throw me out of the bar. But I sneak back in, right? I beat up a few guys, chug their drinks, then GTFO
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THE ACTUAL WRITING PROCESS: This can take forever. Squall basically has five steps.
1) Figure out what to say.
2) Write it down.
3) Go back and take out all the unnecessary words.
4) Cut it down further.
5) Add ellipsis.
Of course, most of that happens mentally, but you get the idea. And logs just make the whole thing more complicated.
... Oh, I also flood people's inboxes by editing the shit out of things. \o/
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Example post: "I love my cat. But it won't stop trying to kill my pet bird."
1) What is the most unhelpful thing he could say? "Kill them both! HAHA!"
2) What is the creepiest thing he can say? "Kill and EAT them both!"
3) Can he come up with some sort of insane angle actually relevant to the topic? "I love cats, too. WITH KETCHUP."
4) Abuse the shit out of the "small" tag and CAPSLOCK KEY.
5) Add a "Heh heh", "Ha ha", "WUH HUH HUH" or any combination to the tag.
6) PS: HE'S DEATH, BITCHES. DEATH.
Submit! =^______________^=
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Anyway. I watch this. Repeatedly. Sometimes this.
... That's pretty much it.
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