[She stares reprovingly at her communicator for a moment, then shakes her head, points at him, then grabs her own neck and sinks down in her seat making vague 'blublublub' noise with her lips to simulate drowning.
Sometimes people slip into the moat, and sink to the bottom, and then I have to find their terrible dead bodies! And you stupid mortals never come to scoop them out again, do you? No, you just leave them to float around down here, and in the end I have to bury them in the silt!
[...WAIT, WAS THAT LIE KINDA TMI? PREFECT THINKS IT MAY HAVE BEEN KINDA TMI.]
[She holds up her picture and taps the 'Merfect tempting beskirted lady with riches' panel. Then the 'drowned lady and triumphant Merfect' panel. THEN MORE STARING. Sir, it is not a coincidence that people convinced by your 'take me to the ocean and I will reward you!' spiel are never heard from again.]
[She shakes her head, then disappears off-camera and comes back with a little portrait of a man and a woman who looks a lot like her. She taps the woman and frowns. Disney heroine, man. Mother always dies prematurely and/or in tragic circumstances.]
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Then straightens up. AND STARES MORE.]
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Sometimes people slip into the moat, and sink to the bottom, and then I have to find their terrible dead bodies! And you stupid mortals never come to scoop them out again, do you? No, you just leave them to float around down here, and in the end I have to bury them in the silt!
[...WAIT, WAS THAT LIE KINDA TMI? PREFECT THINKS IT MAY HAVE BEEN KINDA TMI.]
That doesn't make it my fault.
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He seems like a very nice... merman.
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[It just sounds like angry squeaking to people not important enough to understand animals.]
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Oh toadstool rings and sunferns!
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Your mother! He drowned your mother?
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