76 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

I must be wasted.

Dr. D? You out there? If you can hear this, don't adjust your set, it's me. [Long pause.]  Wego?

[And then there's an ear-assaulting hiss.]

---ignorina? Ah, the Pavi remembers! You are the dottore's green friend -

[Hiss.]

What the - Faceless, uncross your wires and get off my communicator!  Ugh.  I feel dirty by association.

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[buywithme]

Pavi!

[Sorry Shego, he's just going to IGNORE YOUR UNHAPPINESS ENTIRELY.]

Brother! How are you? Are you all right?

[themostdashing]

[IT'S COOL, SHE'S BUSY BEING PISSED OFF SOMEWHERE. Also, Pavi's just going to mess with his computer until he can bring up the video function.]

Fratello!

It has been a long time, si? The Pavi is very well as always, and GeneCo - she has been flourishing. I have missed you very much, how are you?

[buywithme]

[Video right back! Prefect looks SO DAMN HAPPY TO SEE YOU, Pavi!]

I've missed you too, Brother! I'm doing good as well! I have an inmate now, and his name is Barron and he can change people's memories! And... [Hmm, what else has happened that was important? His mind has gone totally blank in the excitement of seeing Pavi again.] Rex made some people evil? And I helped to get them down to level zero.

How are your family doing? Have any of you... engaged in successful business partnerships lately?

[themostdashing]

We are all very much fine! Amber is still running things most effectively, and Luigi....

...he is still Luigi.

As for...business partnerships, no. The Pavi and his brother and sister only care for much more than brief transactions in the most exceptional of circumstances, si?

[capriciousmirth]

WhOoAaAa, WhAt's gOiN On hErE?

[gotgreenmagic]

...

No. I refuse to engage with somebody who can't keep their freaking capital letters in the right places.

Why you gotta be like that, Shego?

[capriciousmirth]

i could type like this but it just feels so motherfuckin unnatural and shit.

YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?

She's a former teacher and standards of written English are still important dammit :cc

[gotgreenmagic]

Yes. Fine. I know. Whatever it takes to make my eyes stop bleeding.

[thereisnobiglie]

You don't look so good.

still voice :c

[gotgreenmagic]

Since you're some random stranger from a different plane of existence you don't exactly have a baseline reading for me, slick.

Pretend it was "sound" then, please! Sorry I got confused. <3

[thereisnobiglie]

Different plane of existence? I know you girls have your own hobbies while we're out working, but I still know what it sounds like when you aren't getting what you need.

done and done. <3

[gotgreenmagic]

[Also, just gonna switch on video now so hopefully you'll be able to see her UTTERLY UNIMPRESSED face.]

Excuse me?

[gotanote]

Who's faceless? That's totally, like, well weird and shit.

whoever you are. I love you. so much. :ccc

[themostdashing]

She is lying. The Pavi has many faces.

:D

[gotanote]

Many faces? Fo sho?

Totally random.

[thatsharsh]

I think it's like, a medical condition, or this and that?

Couldn't resist.

[ki_possible]

Shego?

What are you doing on my Kimmunicator?

fffff

[gotgreenmagic]

Oh hey. Looks like I forgot something.

If your name is Kim Possible, feel free to get bent.

Sorry Shego!

[ki_possible]

You never were that great with manners, were you?

Which still doesn't answer my question, by the way.

She hates this always. :c I, ON THE OTHER HAND, LOVE YOU.

[gotgreenmagic]

I'm great with manners when I run across somebody who deserves them, cupcake. Strangely, it's been a loooong time since that happened.

And trust me, this being accessible via your dumb nerd toy? So not my idea.