fandom_muses Topic 29: "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." -

[gotcanewillpoke]

Topic 29: "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." -Blanche DuBois (in Tennessee Williams's A Streetcar Named Desire

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[dontkeepkosher]

You can forego the thank you for beinga friend thing, and I'll just pre-emptively say "You're welcome".

[gotcanewillpoke]

You think so?

[dontkeepkosher]

Oh, absolutely. Nothing appeals to me more than a Roman shower.

[gotcanewillpoke]

Well, give me a minute. All I have to think about is Chase and Cameron having sex and the gag reflex is immediate.

[dontkeepkosher]

*makes a distasteful face*

Please. Don't. I don't like to picture my friend's colleagues in compromising situations.

[gotcanewillpoke]

They did it, you know. Right after Cameron was exposed to AIDS. She was high and Chase was...stupid.

[dontkeepkosher]

What? You're kidding me.

How do you know?

Wait, do I even want to know how you know?

[gotcanewillpoke]

There is nothing sacred no secrets in my department.

[dontkeepkosher]

Meaning, you either figured it out or somehow wormed it out of them. I highly doubt Cameron or Chase would willingly offer up that kind of in-office scandal, seeing it's about them.

Don't say a word about my in-office scandals.

[gotcanewillpoke]

Chase is embarassingly easy to manipulate.

Why Jimmy, do you think that little of me, that I would deliberately exploit your UTTER STUPIDITY?

[dontkeepkosher]

That... sounds a lot more incriminating that it probably is.

Don't.

[gotcanewillpoke]

*whistles innocently*

You brought it up, Chief. How is she, by the way? Have you heard from her?

[dontkeepkosher]

*eyes House suspiciously* What did you do?

I was being pre-emptive because I knew you would bring it up sooner of later. And shut up - it's none of your business.

[gotcanewillpoke]

I didn't d anything.

I'll take that as a no.