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[gotashortfuse]

So there was this really cool and powerful angel named MICHAEL. Everyone called him THE GREAT MICHAEL-SAMA, ARCHANGEL OF FIRE. He was really wonderful and all the people loved him. And he had this awesome house that everyone wanted to visit

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[shall_yield_us]

[ what ]

[shall_yield_us]

[ ...and even it is useless before this wtfery, because really, mika-chan, what.

the.

hell. ]

done : ( b

[shall_yield_us]

...your capitalization needs work.

[gotashortfuse]

[Looking at it.]

No it doesn't.

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[shall_yield_us]

As does every aspect of your woe-filled narrative. Touching and teasing and terrible though your... sentiment might be, the writing comes empty. You've not even had the decency to curse it, not that you can cast, useless, pathetic little charred worm that you -

[shall_yield_us]

...who taught you your letters?

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[gotashortfuse]

[Michael stopped listening, Rosiel.]

[gotashortfuse]

I can write, bastard.

[shall_yield_us]

And lo, the one who saw the rite performed deserves sanctification.

[gotashortfuse]

See? You say lots of boring stuff like in the story.

[shall_yield_us]

Somehow, I doubt self combustion is imminent.

[gotashortfuse]

It's not supposed to be self combustion.

[shall_yield_us]

It is, if it's to be effective.

[gotashortfuse]

...Did ya read my story?

[shall_yield_us]

And its fallacies? Yes, I knew the... torture.

Michael, do you take advice? No, have it: keep to the culling.

[gotashortfuse]

[Just. Staring.]