[video] [action? ifyouwant] Pick-Up Line Curse, hooo!

[gotanotherplan]

[Normally, Jo is completely turned off by cheesy pick-up lines. Having worked at a bar most of her life, she's pretty much heard them all either in passing or directed at her, and usually she finds them all hilarious in the exact opposite way someone would want. But not today!

For some reason Jo can't seem to stop checking everyone out, and

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[dude_imbatman]

[This is Dean just gaping at you, Jo]

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[dude_imbatman]

[And this is Dean laughing his ass off at you, Jo]

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[dude_imbatman]

[And this is Dean realizing that this moment, right now could be worth several mornings of beer in bed]

Sweetheart, I've already had you in my bed and the only thing I remember was some snoring.

Lemme show you how it's done...

[He's not cursed but he's definitely one of those guys that have given every bad pick up line in the book. They just usually work for Dean.]

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

[gotanotherplan]

[Oh, the injustice. Jo's never used a pick-up line in her life, and now she's up against the king of cheesy lines. Too bad she's got all the confidence in the world right now. Also, she's just going to ignore the snoring comment, it's really hard to make snoring sexy.]

Nah, I'm not one to handle just anyone's package. But it's a good thing I brought my library card, because I am definitely checking you out.

[dude_imbatman]

So you're saying if I followed you home, you'd keep me?

[This is the best thing that's happened in the city and Dean can't stop laughing]

[gotanotherplan]

Well now that makes you sound like a lost puppy. Which is fine by me, only I'd wanna be the one sittin' in your lap, baby.

[video]

[revengeisalie]

How do you make someone's bed into rock? I wanna see!

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[gotanotherplan]

- [AHH, little kid, that throws off her groove for a second.]

Well, hey there little darlin'. Not sure I'm the right person to explain that to you. Is your daddy around?

[video]

[revengeisalie]

[Just staring at the screen quizzically.]

Nope, he isn't! I'm kinda lost right now but not really, because I already know this place, and you can't be really lost somewhere you know.

[not_so_smooth]

Wow.

[gotanotherplan]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

How're you, cutie?

[not_so_smooth]

Amused and feeling sorry for you because I remember this curse.

You are cursed, right?

[gotanotherplan]

Cursed? If you consider great hair, unyielding confidence, and the chance to get to talk to you a curse - then yeah, I guess I am.