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Sep 10, 2005 01:19


Character: Yanagi Renji
Series: Prince Of Tennis

Canon: Renji is the quiet-serious-smart type of character. His personality is not particularly developed, but he's the type of person who appears calm and collected no matter what. His eyes are kept closed most of the time which only helps in making it difficult to figure out what's in his mind. He also can be a horrible, heartless asshole when it comes to making unnecessary annoying remarks and not.

He is one of the best three players in Rikkai Dai Fuuzoku (one of the many rival schools in PoT) and is, in fact, the creator of Data Tennis, which as many of you probably know by now, consists in gathering as much information as possible in regard to your opponent in order to be able to beat him. However (and likewise to Inui), Renji's data collection is not limited to rival tennis players or teammates only. Due to his l33t skills on this matter, he has been nicknamed Master.

Speaking of which, Renji also happens to be Inui's childhood best friend and former doubles partner, they broke up because Renji had to move away and didn't say a word about it before he left, the bastard.

He also enjoys reading, history and Japanese literature.

This is most interesting. One moment I am heading to the library to return a couple of books and the next one a neon pink gorilla-like creature is running before my eyes, being chased by what would appear like a mob of rabid squirrels, a flock of toucans and, lastly, a staggering corpse. I would have thought this was the product of my imagination if it hadn't been for the putrid and penetrating smell they left behind (I am convinced that it was this foul odor what caused the animals to stampede like that).

Upon further investigation, I've come to understand that I am now at some sort of camp. More specifically, "Camp Fuck You Die". I found a crumpled letter on the ground (most likely, a camper dropped it while escaping from certain doom), which detailedly explains the dynamics of this... most peculiar place. I guess one could sum it up in "someone was killed and now everyone else will get killed too". I must confess the prospect of death is not something that I find particularly thrilling; in fact, I am profoundly concerned due to my lack of any type of weapon (except for two historical novels, a Japanese dictionary and this notebook, which of course, I don't plan on using for self defense purposes... unless it becomes strictly necessary; I don't even want estimate the probability of that turn of events taking place).

Right now, I am sitting by the lake. The color of the water strikes me as suspicious (not more than what Sadaharu's drinks look like, though) so I guess I'll restrain from drinking it, for the time being. Besides, I believe my number one priority should be establishing contact with some other human being and gathering more information regarding this location and how to get out of it. The letter mentions something about cabins and an Arts and Crafts hut, so I'll be heading there as soon as that crocodile stops wrestling with a... tentacle (?) in the shore. Correction. It appears they are not wrestling, but... procreating, maybe...? Data is data, true. But in this case I'd rather figure out the outcome using my own calculations. There is a slight chance that they won't notice me if I retreat silently and in a non-violent way. Which I'll be doing as soon as... oh... It seems they noticed me. I'll be sure to update this with a step-by-step guide on how to avoid death by successfully explaining that one is not into voyeurism.

...

I hope.

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