Daimonde 1.3
Warning: Contains vulgar language, Sim nakedness.
Last Time:
Baby Susannah and Baby Gabby aged into toddlers. Shane and Aleksa got married, but Shane mysteriously disappeared from the party at point during the night. Aleksa knew he had probably gone to work, but she still wasn't exactly sure what he did. She stayed up all night training the girls and waiting on him. Shane came home eventually, but seeing Aleksa awake, he turned around and went back into town. He eased his guilty conscience by stealing things to sell so the family could have money. For the next few little while he sucked up by cleaning and tending to the kiddies. The kiddies then aged into actual kids; Shane and Aleksa celebrated in bed. Shane started staying out later and later, not wanting to face Aleksa and have to explain himself, but she caught him one night nonetheless. They had a small argument that ended when Shane admitted he worked as a thief--a criminal. Aleksa didn't care. She was also pregnant, and soon gave birth to Rhea. Susannah and Gabby aged into teens and found prom dates, and Aleksa gave birth to ANOTHER little girl, Cordelia.
Shane keeps late nights, so he usually wakes up on the wrong side of the bed in the mornings...
Shane: This cheap ass bed puts a crick in my back! I want a new one!
Then go steal one, because you can't legally afford a better one.
Shane: I just might do that.
Shane: *whistles innocently*
Shane, that was a trash can. Which is worth ZERO Simoleons.
Shane Fine. I’ll just sell this lettuce.
That’ll get you, oh, about $75?
Shane: FINE! This better?
Much.
Aleksa still waits up for him, even though she knows what he’s up to.
Aleksa: Shane, honey, I’m exhausted, but I have some news for you…I’m pregnant!
Shane: *trying to look excited* OH WOW! THIS IS FABULOUS NEWS! I have no idea how the hell we are going to afford another kid unless I start stealing cars on the reg…
Shane: So, you think it’s a little boy or a little girl?
Aleksa: I’m hoping for a boy, honey…one with your hair.
This is just to show off Shane’s delayed adult-makeover. He clashes horribly and I love it.
If it wasn’t for this garden, I think this family would literally be broke.
With another kid on the way, Shane kicks it into high gear, trying to work toward a promotion. Also, DROOL.
I gave him ginger body hair XD
On top of the family being broke with a kid on the way, Gabby goes and gets herself arrested. What was she doing, you ask?
Just this. It was her first date with Lynnette, and it went quite well.
Quite, quite well…
Suze had a date too, with Ralph (previously known as Voldy).
But she got home earlier and spent the night playing video games with her pregnant mother.
Gabby gets grounded, and then immediately begins sucking up.
Gabby: Oh, mom, I’m so excited to have another darling little sister or brother to love! And steal candy from…
She also cleans EVERYTHING. She was let off the hook pretty quickly.
Suze tends to her sibs because she likes them, not just because she’s sucking up. Although Rhea is her favorite, I think.
Speaking of Rhea…
It was supposed to be Rhea’s birthday. There was another little lawn party set up, but on her way outside, Aleksa went into labor.
The entire guest list came inside to freak out over it. Rhea just sat on the lawn and played with her imaginary friend.
FINALLY. A BOY. AND HE HAS SHANE’S HAIR! His name is Roland Daimonde, after the main male character of the Dark Tower novels.
Aleksa finally makes her way to Rhea so the poor thing can have her birthday.
Sparklies.
Here she is! She’s a little Aleksa clone, I think, but we’ll see.
Not only was it Rhea’s birthday and Roland’s…well, birthday, it was also PROM NIGHT! This is Gabby’s prom dress. Very Barbie.
I didn’t get a good shot of Suze’s, but there’s one that’s a little better later.
An account of Suze’s prom!
An account of Gabby’s prom!
Suze and Ralph’s picture!
Gabby and Lynnette’s picture!
Suze’s dress :]
Aleksa, tending to two toddlers, a child, and two teenagers, basically JUMPED at the chance to take a free vacation. You know what that means…TEEN PARTY!
This girl Suze is arguing with is named Gabrielle (just like her sister). She is Ralph’s ex-girlfriend. Apparently Ralph has a thing for redheads…
Gabrielle: Blah, blah, blah, I’m Suze Daimonde and I’m a stupid slut that likes to steal people’s boyfriends!
Suze: Oh no she didn’t.
Gabrielle: You know what? Just get out of my face. I don’t even want to LOOK at you.
She started snubbing her :\ Which is unfortunate, because Gabrielle is SUPER popular in school.
Suze: Ralph…you’re not going to ignore me too, are you?
Ralph: Eh? What’s that, babe?
Suze: Ralph!
Ralph: I’m just kidding, Suze.
Ralph: Come here.
Immediately afterwards, Suze received a call that the cops had been called. She freaked out and for some reason Ralph is thinking about some ugly girl.
Suze: OUT! EVERYBODY OUT! QUICK! RUN! COPS!
Suze: SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS GTFO
Cosmo: Suze, they’re gone.
Cop: We received a call about a noise violation at this house…but it doesn’t seem very loud here to me.
Suze: I don’t know what would be so loud here. It’s just me and my sisters and little brother home. No one else. No one at all.
They got away with it!
Rhea: I can’t believe they got away with it…the cop came and everything…
Rhea: How’d you do that, sis?
Suze: Easy. I’m awesome.
And she is. When she got the call saying that her parents were only about two hours away, she immediately jumped into cleaning mode.
She even changed Roland and put him to bed so Aleksa wouldn’t have to.
She and Gabby (who, for whatever reason, did absolutely nothing evil or interesting at the party) go to bed early. IN THEIR OWN ROOM FINALLY.
The minute Aleksa gets home…
Aleksa: Wait…wait! I’m not ready for this!
Nope. She’s not.
Adult makeover!
Her first midlife crisis wish was to flirt with Wei Keane. So she did. She also went home with him :\
Shane: Where the heck has Aleksa gone…?
Poor Shane. She left him to tend the kiddies all by himself. He isn’t used to that.
Shane: Come on, kid, let’s see what you can do! Oh God Aleksa come back soon…
No such luck. Aleksa stayed at Wei’s all day, all night, and part of the next day, leaving Shane to do everything around the house.
Poor Cordelia aged up without a birthday party, too.
She’s cute though. Too bad her father wanted to ship her off to Smuggsworth almost the instant she was a child…so off she went!
Shane: Aleksa! There you are! I was so worried about you, I was half afraid the cops were going to bring you home like they did Gabby…
Aleksa: Sorry, Shane, I was just…visiting a friend.
Right.
Poor Shane. He’s so crazy about her even when she’s all moody and shady.
Speaking of Gabby, this is her talking on the phone to Lynnette.
Gabby: Oh my God, Lyn, when I age up, we HAVE to get a house together! That way I can finally have my own base of operations, and I can start building my Evil Empire! (It’s her lifetime wish to be the Emperor of Evil now).
She’s so Evil she does her homework in the dark.
Despite being a bitch, she’s the one who does all the cooking in the house.
She also ADORES Roland, for whatever reason.
I think all the adoration makes Roland nervous.
Gabby: Can you say “radioactive” Roland? Come on-ra-di-o-ac-tive…
Roland: ……..
Gabby: Kid, you need some incentive.
Gabby: MUAHAHA! Talk and you’ll get the candy back!
Roland: Bitch I don’t want it after you’ve already licked it.
Suze tries to make up for her evil twin (literally) by chatting with Roland for a bit.
Suze: What did the big mean Barbie doll say to you, Roland? Hm?
Roland: *whispers* Bitch took my candy.
Suze has a date!
Ralph: Close your eyes, babe!
Suze: Okay…I hope he doesn’t try to scare me with some kind of bug…
Ralph: Open ‘em!
Suze: OHMIGOD FLOWERS!
And then…disaster.
Aleksa had the highest handiness skill in the house…so she tried to fix the broken dishwasher. :[
It…didn’t work.
Shane: A…Alek…Aleksa…? What? Wha….no! NO!
Grim: Well hello to you too, geez.
Shane: Goddamn dishwasher….! I sh-should have b-bought her a n-new one… *sobs*
Grim: Man, it sucks to be you, huh?
Aleksa: Well, now it does.
Grim: Man, what a lame way to die…seriously, lady, you’re kinda pathetic.
Aleksa: Wow. Thanks.
Grim: ……shit, I’m going soft. But you know what, forget about it.
Grim: Here’s your second chance, lady. Try not to fail so hard, all right?
Shane: ALEKSA! You’re alive! Oh, thank God, Aleksa, thankGodthankGodthankGod I don’t know what I would have done without you…
Aleksa: Shane…
*super romantic amazing kiss of passion*
Shane: I love you so much. So much. I don’t think I even realized how much until I thought I’d lost you.
Aleksa: Sh-shane… *still speechless*
…….yeah, this is how they celebrated.
Then this happened.
Seriously, these two are adorable.
And Shane can’t keep his hands off her.
Shane has also become paranoid about Aleksa dying prematurely now…and he’s taking steps to ensure that she lives as long as possible.
Gabby is just a bitch.
Rhea: Mom, since I start high school soon, will you please promise me you’re not going to send me off to that place you send Cordelia?
Aleksa: I will promise you anything as long as you let me sleep.
Rhea has no party, either :\
Teendom, here she comes.
I think she’s my favorite. Seriously.
This is her default expression. She’s such a a BAMF.
Since it’s Rhea’s birthday, that obviously means that it’s Roland’s as well.
Please be a cute kid.
SCORE!
And…hark. Look who has returned from Smuggsworth! This prissy bitch.
And now for pictures that didn’t fit in anywhere else!
Aleksa enjoying a little girl time with Jillian Lawson-Callahan, daughter of my two creations Ande Callahan and Andrea Lawson.
Awkward moment after I moved Roland while the babysitter was going for him.
Gabby, being a princess.
Suze playing chess with her mom’s…friend.
Until next time…