KAZOO PARADE: A DRABBLE.
Pairing: None.
Summary: Toki, Charles, and kazoos. A 141 word drabble for murderofonerose .
Perhaps he had had one too many sips of cognac as he sifted through his paperwork this evening. Either that, or Toki had had one too many shots of vodka…or perhaps the gods were punishing him for something.
Charles would never know.
“We’s goingks to play Twinkles Twinkles Little Stars!” Toki instructed. “Now follows me!”
Charles closed his lips around the little purple kazoo and fell into a very out-of-sync high-step march behind Toki, tooting out what he thought was a suitable rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. He had closed his eyes in order to focus better on the melody; when he ran smack into Toki’s broad back, he nearly swallowed his kazoo.
“No, no, no, no, no! Dat’s the tunes to da ABC song!” Toki snatched the kazoo out of Charles’ mouth. “Yous is terrible ats da kazoo parades.”