WEDDING BELLS: A ROMANTIC MEME OF ROMANCE

[hangtherisk]

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[superxgrlfriend]

[jamie_prime]

That's not what your mom said.

[thing4telepaths]

No, she probably laughed in your face and said something like, "Not even if you weren't a whiny little boy who absorbs his own children."

[jamie_prime]

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't have anything to say to anyone about children problems.

[thing4telepaths]

Rachel? Savior of humanity. Cable? Savior of humanity. Ruby? Lead a rebellion to free all mutants.

Tell me which one of those I'm supposed to be disappointed in?

[superxgrlfriend]

BOYS.

There is a rather simple solution to all of this.

[thing4telepaths]

Which is?

[superxgrlfriend]

Have you met my friend Tiger's Beautiful Daughter?

[thing4telepaths]

No.

[superxgrlfriend]

She has many husbands.

[thing4telepaths]

... No.

[superxgrlfriend]

Men.

I suppose you could go back to your ab contest. I was enjoying that.

[thing4telepaths]

It wasn't much of a contest.

[jamie_prime]

Rachel? Raised in a post-apocalyptic dystopia. Cable? Same.

See a distinctive lack of a father figure anywhere in there? Must be why they've been able to make so much of themselves rather than grow up philandering around with telepaths to satisfy a fetish.

And Ruby? I'm pretty sure I had a good deal to do with that last one.

[thing4telepaths]

Actually, I was there for both of them AND here at this time. How many fathers can be in two places at once.

And again, I never absorbed either of them back into myself.

YOU'RE TOO GOOD AT THIS ARGUING THING, SO TAKE THIS

[jamie_prime]

[ Gets ready to punch him in the mouth. ]

[ Blinks. ]

W-

SCOTT, WHY IS THERE ANOTHER RING ON MY FINGER.