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[zombinelolol]

Now that I'm playing a Half-Life character I have an excuse to post this.

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GET IT GET IT GET IT  THAT'S LIKE A ZOMBINE OH MAN  SOMEONE CALL 911 MY SIDES SPLIT  NO SERIOUSLY

... OKAY. I guess the point of this journal is:

Anyone have any particular dumb jokes from your fandoms and suchly?

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[origamiguardian]

She sounds a lot like a R.O.D. VA but I look it up and see they are not the same person.

I can't think of anything in canon, but here:

Have a Read or Die video to the tune of "Reading Rainbow"

(Sadly, it does not feature Maggie, but That Other Paper Master)

[doubleoohbaby]

SHOULD I JUST POST EVERY JAMES BOND ONE LINER EVER?

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE IMPOSSIBLE. IT'D BE LIKE A MOVIE IN ITSELF.

SO...

[crowbared]

DO IT

OH GOD

[doubleoohbaby]

I CAN'T EVEN...

FINE, HERE'S A LOAD

But I can't find any video compilations. Woe. :/

HAVE THE MOST AMAZING JAMES BOND YOU TUBE VID EVER CREATED INSTEAD:

[thanatoast]

My friends and I in the Eyeshield fandumb have an acid test for homosexuality of characters.

If they ever wear a furry coat, they are gay.

The fabulousness of the coat specifically corresponds to gaiety.

See:

Hiruma
and
Clifford.

Clifford being the one with the really pointy nose

I mean come on.

look at this shit. He doesn't even have his damn arms through the sleeves.

[quickdrawkid]

pretty much this

but somehow...kid doesn't wear a furry coat???

[thanatoast]

Kid wears cowboy outfits.

made of leather

CLOSE ENOUGH

[quickdrawkid]

chaps

list of characters w/ furry coats:

hiruma
clifford
mizumachi
riku
kamiya
sakuraba

[yourlittleguy]

Transformers' very existence is half composed of awful double entendres involving subbing in various machinery parts for organic body parts.

To wit: "What, is my gear box hanging out?"