It's terrible because Metis has canon knowledge of at least Batman and Superman, World of Warcraft, Watchmen, Lord of the Rings, and probably passing knowledge of basically everything in C&C.
which is terrible, but he doesn't actually want to break the fourth wall. Unless he's saying he's from Gotham, which he does sometimes.
And then he'd spend most of his time attempting heroics but really just being too lazy to be of any real use. Video games are much cooler when you don't have to like. Be the character.
"Zebraman knocks over shelf in grocery" "Black and white ecstasy!" the city cries "Zebraman strikes again, culprits left with hoof prints on their faces" "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's ZEBRAMAN!"
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WATCHING YOU.
FROM BEHIND THE POTATO CHIPS.
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which is terrible, but he doesn't actually want to break the fourth wall. Unless he's saying he's from Gotham, which he does sometimes.
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And then he'd spend most of his time attempting heroics but really just being too lazy to be of any real use. Video games are much cooler when you don't have to like. Be the character.
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He'd be the best hero in this game.
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"Zebraman knocks over shelf in grocery"
"Black and white ecstasy!" the city cries
"Zebraman strikes again, culprits left with hoof prints on their faces"
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's ZEBRAMAN!"
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just fyi.
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the usage of that icon with your comment worries me.
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It's like Edward, only he doesn't Sparkle.
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