Comments | goshdarnspam: can't twirl it in a fork and eat it, unfortunately :[

yourlittleguy in goshdarnspam

can't twirl it in a fork and eat it, unfortunately :[

Oct 15, 2009 19:24

You know what C&C needs?

CREEPYPASTA THREAD

Favorite creepy stories, local legends, and "when you see it, you'll shit bricks" macros. Spooky anecdotes are also welcome.

My contribution: The Dionaea House.

THE DOOR IS OPEN. D:

Just no mention of Candlejack, because that meme is so playe

creepypasta, finches is not actually en route

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loltraitorlol October 15 2009, 23:52:06 UTC

is that dionea house thing supposed to be scary?

yourlittleguy October 15 2009, 23:58:56 UTC

I'm still making my way through it, but so far I've been more creeped out than scared. The idea of house sitting and having your being yanked out of you and replaced by various forms of media freaks my shit out. Mostly since I regurgitate enough internet memes as it is

And since I don't have the money to buy House of Leaves, this will have to do.

loltraitorlol October 16 2009, 00:02:26 UTC

Get it used mang. You can get the paperback for about $20.

stealthvirus October 15 2009, 23:52:22 UTC

and this is my alltime favorite

yourlittleguy October 16 2009, 14:21:19 UTC

OH SHIT I JUST READ THE CAVE STORY LAST NIGHT

It really had me going. Somebody on SF_Drama had to point out that it was a hoax because I was convinced that a cougar or something had eaten that guy's dumb ass.

not_occult October 15 2009, 23:54:16 UTC

i have no idea what happened in that house thing. am i supposed to get it?

stealthvirus October 15 2009, 23:54:16 UTC

in closing

DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

yourlittleguy October 16 2009, 00:00:13 UTC

HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT STORY OF WHEN I WAS ON MY PERIOD IN TENTH GRADE THAT WAS THE WORST GYM CLASS EVER

taughttolisten October 15 2009, 23:54:52 UTC

/spams this post with the Black-Eyed Kids

yourlittleguy October 15 2009, 23:56:38 UTC

FUCK THOSE KIDS

I googled them and slept with the lights on. :[