So I just found this:
The Evil Overlord List and thought some of our villains might appreciate the advice.
In the name of distracting ourselves from lj's retardation and my need to sleep, EVIL PEOPLE-MUNS!
What Evil Overlord things would your characters do if they succeeded in conquering the city/world or whatever their goals are?Also I guess
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gtfo
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10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. In New Jersey
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. (WHICH IS PRETTY DAMN BIG)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. (Uh. Duh.)
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. Oops.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
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59. Made me giggle like an imbecile.
100. I WILL FOLLOW YOU TONY.
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OH GOOD.
8D I promise, he's a good evil overlord. HE ACTUALLY CAARES.
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Free internet wins me over any day /whore
Will he hand out cuddly toys and kiss babies?
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Melon lord would be intelligent and do all of those things that keep Melon Lord from getting killed.
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/hugs Melon Lord
Like coatng himself in preserves to avoid rotting?
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If he's the opposite of what he normally is? A selfish child. Who cuts off heads when no one agrees with him.
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Where have I seen this before. :|a
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