Attention Evil Overlords

[therighttune]

So I just found this: The Evil Overlord List and thought some of our villains might appreciate the advice.

In the name of distracting ourselves from lj's retardation and my need to sleep, EVIL PEOPLE-MUNS!

What Evil Overlord things would your characters do if they succeeded in conquering the city/world or whatever their goals are?Also I guess

Comments

[70_pull_weight]

I have loved that list for YEARS.

[katamanda]

I am a lamo and only just found it and now it is staying with me forever.

[104yroldvirgin]

I would be able to have a normal life with my beautiful Bella!

[104yroldvirgin]

For this purpose, I will need to look in everyone's window.

[plantpacifist]

The icon says it all

[katamanda]

/SCRE

gtfo

[liverletdie]

/CPS THINGS IC-ly Because. This is the Fascist of Marvel U here. :(

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. In New Jersey

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. (WHICH IS PRETTY DAMN BIG)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. (Uh. Duh.)

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. Oops.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

59. I

[therighttune]

HEIL TONY \o

59. Made me giggle like an imbecile.

100. I WILL FOLLOW YOU TONY.

[liverletdie]

59 is the reason everyone is in the city. /SOBS

OH GOOD.

8D I promise, he's a good evil overlord. HE ACTUALLY CAARES.

[katamanda]

You loser.

Free internet wins me over any day /whore

Will he hand out cuddly toys and kiss babies?

[vision_in_stone]

OH OH

Melon lord would be intelligent and do all of those things that keep Melon Lord from getting killed.

[vision_in_stone]

haha XD

[katamanda]

/picks Melon Lord up

/hugs Melon Lord

Like coatng himself in preserves to avoid rotting?

[xepitaph]

LET'S SEE, ATEM AS AN EVIL OVERLORD.

If he's the opposite of what he normally is? A selfish child. Who cuts off heads when no one agrees with him.

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Where have I seen this before. :|a