Comments | goshdarnspam: quite clearly the caffeine has not agreed with me.

russianreverse in goshdarnspam

quite clearly the caffeine has not agreed with me.

Apr 02, 2009 22:18

Okay, so you know what? I actually in general like the Dark Reign status quo.

But this? This is pretty stupid ( Read more... )

i still ship duck/godzilla, the president is actually norman osborn, and then jason was a tentacle monster, tony stark is actually norman osborn, i too can bitch about comics, that's it i'm majoring in guitar hero, all the tags are stupid guys, the mayor is actually normal osborn

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bythreadalone April 3 2009, 05:37:27 UTC

What the flying buttfuck. Why is Namor. What is Angel. What the flying fuck.

/dies

Tell me, have you noticed the following
1) Jean's been back since WWH
2) Mephisto's powers don't work very well in other dimensions and Peter apparently still knows about his Deal with him?

russianreverse April 3 2009, 05:40:01 UTC

NAMOR SHOULD NEVER JOIN THE X-MEN GOIASDLKAS dAOIS HAEFAEF it's like DR STRANGE ON THE AVENGERS aosidjasdjaoskd lASd GET IT AWAY.

They tease Jean's return every couple of months, and I haven't seen anthing that makes me conclusively say she's back?? But I don't really follow cosmic or the x-men, I'm more a street-level/S.H.I.E.L.D. gal.

Mephisto has always been most powerful in his home dimension??

bythreadalone April 3 2009, 05:51:45 UTC

asdQWIOPDYQWOYI /rages ( ... )

russianreverse April 3 2009, 05:59:44 UTC

I remember they were implying she's in a cocoon somewhere. (War of Kings maybe??) But they were teasing Mutant Zero as her for the loooongest time and that was Typhoid Mary. I mean, it's Jean Grey. She could always be back. The number of times she's been dead changes weekly.

Yeah, I saw pages of that, although I don't actually read Spider-man 'cause fff to me keeping up with a thrice-monthly comic, but yeah. The thing is, it doesn't make sense, but because it's reality bending it doesn't have to. But yeah, that's weird, uh, see how it pans out if it's a retcon or a one-time mistake.

In New Avengers when he demasked he was pretty reluctant, so maybe "the deal" isn't necessarily "THE DEAL" but rather "this superhero dealie that I just do because I am spidey word" or appropriate white-guy speak.

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bossisawitch April 3 2009, 05:38:17 UTC

This amuses me to no end.

Seriously, Dark Captain America?

This Steve Rogers kicks puppies. That is all.

russianreverse April 3 2009, 05:41:49 UTC

IDK what it is, I think it's probably Captain America 601, the Marvels Project, some stupid Captain America Noir project, oooor maybe Captain America White will finally come out?? BUT I DOUBT IT.

Really, Iron Patriot = Dark Captain America. Glurg @ internet convinced Rogers is returning.

bossisawitch April 3 2009, 06:03:22 UTC

And as furiously as I've been reading comics/trying to catch up with things, I still have no idea what some of those projects are. /fails!

Oh god, the internet must be exploding into furious twittering about Rogers. slkdf he died for real, guys. When they say it's for real, it's for real.

Because comics never retcon anything.

russianreverse April 3 2009, 06:10:35 UTC

For the record, this is what I'm talking about.

Well! Marvels Project is a Brubaker/Epting look at like, 1939-1941 in the Marvel Universe, for the 70th anniversary hoopla. It should be good!

Captain America: White is that Loeb/Sale thing that will never come out.

Captain America 601 is just July's issue.

Captain America Noir doesn't exist, but I guess it could someday. Marvel is doing all kinds of "Noir" miniseries.

And uh, for all that I really, really like Bucky (despite finding his costume pretty dumb) I don't actually care much if Steve comes back. I'm happy just waiting to see what happens. I just wish the internet would shut up about it, as the topic has been done to deaaath.

ultimatejackpot April 3 2009, 05:43:10 UTC

...is that cloak and dagger back there

why is cloak and dagger back there

what the fuck is this shit

russianreverse April 3 2009, 05:44:15 UTC

And normally I'd be happy to see them.

Don't we already have X-Force?? Don't we?

Of course Wolverine is on the team.

ultimatejackpot April 3 2009, 05:45:47 UTC

;___; Dagger and Cloak do not belong on an X-Team.

Sure they're mutants but

they kind of. I don't know, the X-emblem looks so weird on them.

goddamnit noooooooo

russianreverse April 3 2009, 05:47:47 UTC

Yeah, exactly. It's like Kiden on an X-team.

Somehow, I'll live. Somehow.

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timestopping April 3 2009, 05:49:12 UTC

Holy fuck what's wrong with Cloak's head.

russianreverse April 3 2009, 05:50:46 UTC

He's part elf.

It's what happens when you spend too much time in the Dark Dimension level grinding at WOW.

ultimatejackpot April 3 2009, 05:54:43 UTC

...oh god that made me lol XD

meowminx April 3 2009, 06:07:14 UTC

Uh.

The Man-Bat one-shot was okay. Buffy is still kind of boring me. Thatsalliread.

russianreverse April 3 2009, 06:12:15 UTC

No Seaguy?

Forshame.

I haven't actually gotten around to the Buffy issue yet, but I bought it.