Name: Eridan Ampora (master of land and sea) Canon: Homestuck What is your character doing?: Swallowing his post-dumping sadness just in time for Valentine's Day, ignoring his upcoming birthday entirely, plotting the hideous downfalls of various people he feels have wronged him!!, preparing to start desperately hitting on everything that moves again, and generally being a huge jerk like usual. Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: Always! Does your character have a job?: NOPE Is your character on a team?: NOT ANYTHING OFFICIAL... What kinds of plots are you after?: WWELL there's the scheming about lives to ruin (aka pretty much all of trollcast at this point HIT ME UP IF YOU'RE DOWN WITH THAT GUYS), people to hit on (which also hit me up if you want to arrange that hideousness??), and he's always open for people to talk about feelins or murder to, since they usually fall in either category. Other than that, nothing in particular? Toss some ideas at me! Is your character open for pairings?: His red, black, and ashen
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AWWW she'd tell him it might not be a good idea because it could lead to more ~feelings but her best friends are a guy who shoots everything he sees and another guy who likes to punch everything he sees so
man just wait until he "accidentally" lets it slip that he has entire spiral notebooks devoted to her miserable death and expects her to be caliginously impressed
Canon: Homestuck
What is your character doing?: Swallowing his post-dumping sadness just in time for Valentine's Day, ignoring his upcoming birthday entirely, plotting the hideous downfalls of various people he feels have wronged him!!, preparing to start desperately hitting on everything that moves again, and generally being a huge jerk like usual.
Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: Always!
Does your character have a job?: NOPE
Is your character on a team?: NOT ANYTHING OFFICIAL...
What kinds of plots are you after?: WWELL there's the scheming about lives to ruin (aka pretty much all of trollcast at this point HIT ME UP IF YOU'RE DOWN WITH THAT GUYS), people to hit on (which also hit me up if you want to arrange that hideousness??), and he's always open for people to talk about feelins or murder to, since they usually fall in either category. Other than that, nothing in particular? Toss some ideas at me!
Is your character open for pairings?: His red, black, and ashen ( ... )
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WOULD NILL BE... YOU KNOW
OKAY
WITH HEARING THAT because as soon as he got started he'd never shut up
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she'd tell him it might not be a good idea because it could lead to more ~feelings
but her best friends are a guy who shoots everything he sees and another guy who likes to punch everything he sees so
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I DON'T WANT TO USE THE WORD "FRIENDS"
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though that runs the risk of eridan just
assuming they're in kismesisship.............
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and that would be beautiful
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BECAUSE IT'S HILARIOUS
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DON'T BE SURPRISED IF A LITTERBOX IS SOMEHOW EMPTIED ONTO YOUR BED
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DO YOU REALLY
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his favorite feels recipient
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just wait
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kirsten oh my god
yes this will be amazing
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