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WHAT IS LOVE BABY DON'T HURT ME

Dec 14, 2011 17:44

TEST DRIVE MEME

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androgyknight December 14 2011, 22:54:20 UTC

[Have a young, golden knight of questionable gender sitting in a bar with a giant glass of beer in one hand and a broadsword in the other. And she might be a bit tipsy. When she speaks, it's in a very ancient Welsh dialect:]

this mead? I've tasted better swill!>

[The glass gets thrown on the ground, but no one's going to object because broadsword.]

electricasshole December 15 2011, 04:30:31 UTC

Actually, we call that beer. You're probably not gonna find mead anywhere but at a renfaire, I don't think this universe has an Asgard.

But my room's nearly as good as Asgard, if you follow me.

androgyknight December 15 2011, 04:43:07 UTC

[There's a moment of incredulous silence at him being able to understand her, but it's short-lived. The broadsword handle is gripped tighter.]

quantumbird December 14 2011, 22:54:26 UTC

Has anyone seen any statues of weeping angels about recently? It would be really great if you said no, but that does leave this a bit unexplainable.

fortora December 15 2011, 07:22:01 UTC

Why weeping?

mythikos December 14 2011, 22:55:44 UTC

Great. As if I didn't have enough to deal with already...

littlestbastich December 15 2011, 01:09:52 UTC

Too much for ya, huh?

mythikos December 15 2011, 01:16:44 UTC

I can handle it.

littlestbastich December 15 2011, 01:18:31 UTC

Nyeah-huh.

Have ya tried punchin' the thing yet? M'sure that'll getcha th'results ya want.

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oinketyoink December 14 2011, 22:56:50 UTC

Too soon, too soon! I haven't had time to put my face on, darlings! --roink!--

ebony_mask December 14 2011, 23:02:15 UTC

That's some mask there.

oinketyoink December 14 2011, 23:13:16 UTC

Oh, to be handsome and in pictures...

--rrrnff!-- The cracks aren't showing, I trust?

ebony_mask December 15 2011, 01:21:52 UTC

If you mean the cracks in your sanity? Yes. Yes, they are.

But goddamn if that mask doesn't remind me of the old days. You don't happen to be an old False Facer, do you?

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witchofwinds December 14 2011, 22:57:26 UTC

Um... I know that I've been here before, but it never seems to stop catching me off-guard! It's like I blink an eye and I'm here again! First and second time, it wasn't so bad! But a third is just ridiculous!

I don't suppose that anyone I know is here? And if anyone knows if my stuff is still around? It's difficult enough being brought to a new universe against my will, but having to start over again and again and again is just cruel!