WE'RE CLEARLY NOT VIOLENT ENOUGH

Oct 10, 2011 20:02

I'D LIKE TO TRY A NEW MEME AND I'M EVEN GOING TO USE A GIF FOR THIS AND EVERYTHING TOO:


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meme, elle is still fat, meme?

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seeingeyespit October 11 2011, 00:09:46 UTC
NAME AND ALIAS: TEREZI PYROPE aka THE SEER OF MIND
CLASSIFICATION: she is a troll hero!!!
FIGHTING STYLE: blatant ripoff of Daredevil!! aka martial arts mixed with a healthy dose of beating you with her walking cane!!

STRENGTH: 3
SPEED: 4
SPECIAL: 3

SPECIAL MOVES & COMBOS:
4CROB4T1C FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3: She jumps around so fast that it's like she teleports from one end of the screen to the other! i.e. over her opponent's head to their unprotected side.
BL1ND JUST1C3: unlocks her legislacerator outfit + cane sword for massive stylish damage!
C4S3 CLOS3D: a finishing move (SHUT UP I LIKE MORTAL KOMBAT OKAY) wherein Terezi flips her coin and then strikes for deadly damage no matter what the flip result is! Because she's blind, remember????

WHAT THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR: TO FIX HER POWERS lol she wants her visions back!
VICTORY QUOTE: Hehehe, JUST1CE is served!
DEFEAT QUOTE: The smell of defeat...is disgusting.

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noelleno October 11 2011, 00:29:43 UTC
this is beautiful...

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seeingeyespit October 11 2011, 00:32:07 UTC
i worked so hard on it...

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speedofnaked October 11 2011, 01:14:39 UTC
This is adorable.

Also I will be honestly surprised if someone hasn't tried designing a homebrew homestuck fighting game.

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noelleno October 11 2011, 00:28:55 UTC
LMAO UH

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noelleno October 11 2011, 00:31:34 UTC
a poet on the battlefield

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pureblood October 11 2011, 00:10:18 UTC
NAME AND ALIAS: Bellatrix Lestrange
CLASSIFICATION: That boss before the final boss who is incredibly difficult to defeat but then you actually get to the final boss and you go shit.
FIGHTING STYLE: Magic! And a dagger that she can get creative with.

STRENGTH: 1
SPEED: 3
SPECIAL: 6

SPECIAL MOVES & COMBOS:
MAX CRUCIO: 5x stronger than your average Cruciatus Curse.
THOUSAND DAGGER COMBO: One hit is insignificant in itself, but press the right buttons in the right order and multiple stabbings = loads of damage.
ULTIMATE WHIP ATTACK: Wand turns into a whip. Lashings and strangling included. The longer the strangling, the greater the damage.

WHAT THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR: For fun heh. And to get back home, I guess.
VICTORY QUOTE: [ insert crazy witch laugh here ]
DEFEAT QUOTE: "Impossible!"

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noelleno October 11 2011, 01:58:44 UTC
Jaime's victory quote vs her: "Ugh, I hate magic..."
DEFEAT: "Ughhhh...I hate magic..."

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sh_consulting October 11 2011, 00:58:58 UTC
NAME AND ALIAS: Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective
CLASSIFICATION: Consulting Detective
FIGHTING STYLE: Scrappy

STRENGTH: 2
SPEED: 4
SPECIAL: 4

SPECIAL MOVES & COMBOS:
Scathing Remark! - Sherlock noticed that you gained exactly three pounds since he last saw you...
Super Observant! - Special attacks only work once against him! After that he recognizes the signs leading up to them, and can avoid them!
Massive Intellect! - He's just too smart for you, and it completely overwhelms your tiny little mind.

WHAT THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR: Toss up. Going home (except everything here is so interesting) and getting Watson ported in (NOT BECAUSE HE CARES but because it is a mystery he is OBSESSED WITH. honest).
VICTORY QUOTE: Elementary.
DEFEAT QUOTE: Would you please stop thinking so loud, it's distracting.

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foxtrot_mi_ho October 11 2011, 00:49:41 UTC
NAME AND ALIAS: Mi Ho "Foxtrot"
CLASSIFICATION: Ancient Nine-Tailed Fox
FIGHTING STYLE: (or unfighting style!)

STRENGTH: 4
SPEED: 5
SPECIAL: 1

SPECIAL MOVES & COMBOS:
It's Raining Foxes : If you hit Mi Ho enough to make her cry, it starts to rain!
Nine Tail Whip! : A pounding from each of Mi Ho's glowy blue tails - bam!bam!bam!bam!bam!bam!bam!bam!BAM!

WHAT THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR: To become human!!
VICTORY QUOTE: Mmmmm, Tasty!!
DEFEAT QUOTE: Ahhh... So meeean...

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