why are we even allowed on the internet............

[tamerlane]

MAGIC*CONI know that it's taken a while, but RL has been busy for us. However, now that most of the OOC details have been hashed out between those involved, here's a rough run-down of what will be happening at MAGIC*CON. Please feel free to make suggestions or ask questions. Any additions or edits will be included in the final draft. Official plot

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[disillusionists]

[tamerlane]

bromanciest

[disillusionists]

so beautiful

[tamerlane]

spaz needs one for james, stat
even though she's probably at work rn

[tamerlane]

ikr

[niceassassin]

Elves count as magic-users right...

Well whatever Zevran is totally going. Con sex is awesome.

[tamerlane]

yes.

good luck, zevran. not that you'll need it.................

[niceassassin]

I feel like there should be some repercussion for this.

I think he'll get con plague. And then be so upset and confused because he used protection how did this happen.

[tamerlane]

he can get mistaken for a villain from some made-up series and some 300lb dude dressed as sailor moon will beat him up out of anger??

[enigmaestro]

slowly
pushes parker robbins
at this

[tamerlane]

zee has no cr with him
let's do this

[enigmaestro]

the siren call of cr between a beautiful magician and a hood-wearing demonically empowered jerkass

8')

[tamerlane]

magic + jerkass is like catnip for zee. if she were a cat.

[more_surreal]

"The theme song for the movie is by Meatloaf. It's called The Aura of Love and it is a twelve minute rock ballad."

There is nothing about this plot that is not the best, but this is doubly the best.

[tamerlane]

I love Meatloaf sfm and I would totally see any movie he endorsed via song.

Take that Celine Dion. Because his music videos are better, too.

[heal_or_execute]

Meat Loaf makes everything associated with him better. There should be a scientific formula formalizing this.

[fishnets]

This is a fact of the universe.

Have you seen Pelts? He was like, such a repulsive person in it, but my love for him made it watchable.