Jun 28, 2011 22:29
so it was my birthday today
i turned 18
you can spam here if you like
or not, whatever, the internet's a free country
here kitty kitty kitty,
ewan mcgregor kisses everybody,
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
why not dragons,
birthday spam motherfuckahs,
foolish mortal,
let's get some shoes,
my love for you is like a truck,
entertain me damn it,
yo homes... to bel-air!,
fangasming,
it is all i am programmed to do,
pokenerding,
no dad no,
lyndon's attention span is like two seco,
pantsu,
and then ponies everywhere,
attention span of a hummingbird,
this is why we can't have nice things,
i know this is annoying i'm so sorry,
!!!!!!!!,
biebirthday,
tentacles,
i can has gold star now?,
motherfucking disney world,
it's my buh-buh-biiiirthday,
old spice is the best spice,
hats make everything better,
go tell your alien brothers,
how i mine for fish?,
being a pirate is alright with me,
millions of robot slaves,
booty calls only,
chicks dig giant robots,
capslock is cruise control for cool,
i still ship duck/godzilla,
who wants to make out with me?,
dance dance revolution!,
the peeps are watching you,
cake is a lie,
bueno,
lyndon why do you do these things to us,
what is this monstrocity,
sleep is for the weak,
only in japan,
birthday sex,
baby don't hurt me,
spam spam spammity spam,
birthday spam,
sexytime is one of the tags?,
the crack of dawn,
ruining childhoods,
delicious caek is yours
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I GIVE YOU A TAGBOMB
happy birthday and don't kill anyone for the "legal" jokes. There will be many of them. You can't kill them all.
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