/slams in with your promised Saturday meme

[agent_myra]

THE TEST DRIVE MEME

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envy ; fuLEMtalo alchemsimt | acTION

[spoilation]

Gluttony!

[RAH. JUMPING AND STOMPING DOWN ROOFTOPS AND SECLUDED STREETS LIKE AN ANGRY BOSS (okay more like I NEED BACKUP IN CASE I GET IN TROUBLE boss) because let's all pretend he already had his major meltdown over The Porter. He (basically) bitches to himself, doubt and anger in his tone.]

I better not be alone...

[insineration]

[AWW FUCK...............heh]

[insineration]

[LET'S JUST PRETEND SHE'S IN THE AREA AND HE IS SO LOUD AND MANGRY THAT SHE HAS MAGICALLY HEARD HIM

CALLING UP... FROM THA STREET]

It's been a while.

[spoilation]

[oh look a transvestite]

[spoilation]

[no wait that's lust]

[spoilation]

[SCREECH]

Lust--?

[C'EST IMPOSSIBLE and so he jumps down onto THA STREET that proceeds to BREAK UNDER HIS FEET but it's cool it's cool

insert pause to scan you from head to toe ok]

How the hell are you alive?

[insineration]

[SHE'S DOING THE SAME EXACT THING BECAUSE THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS and oh the breaking means it's definitely her nii-chan... she almost does one of her crazytown serrated smiles but wait no it's Envy no reason to give him the satisfaction he's totally just going to call her old in five minutes.]

That's the biggest question, right? [heh BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE stated in beautiful canned scanlation dialogue] It's one of the things that machine can do. Does that mean you're still alive, Envy?

[spoilation]

[THAT MACHINE. Earns a beat of silence.]

... Of course I'm alive. You're the one who got yourself killed. [i-it's not like I cared or anything..............

but if she ended up here then what is that supposed to say about him]

[on another note check out his swag he doesn't even give a shit about people passing by]

What's going on here?

[insineration]

I'll explain once you make yourself a little less obvious.

[spoilation]

[he wants to say something along the lines of DO YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT

but he thinks thoughts

... Tch. Gritting his teeth a little bit. He doesn't know what is going on HE HATES NOT KNOWING THINGS. He eventually takes the form or whatever dude just passed by them LET'S PRETEND NO ONE SAW THAT]

Well?

[insineration]

[HEH

she gives him a smile which is totally not condescending and waves for him o follow her as she begins walking, spoilers it's in the direction of one of her shitty apartments. RENT IN THE CITY IS CHEAPER THAN IN NYC OKAY SHUT UP]

Well. Did you listen to everything the machine said before leaving, or did you storm out like an idiot?

[spoilation]

[SLUT]

I tried to talk to that thing, but nothing.

[Threw in a couple of threats, kicked something, almost got zapped, ran off like a loser, etc.]

Am I supposed to believe what it said?

[insineration]

Nobody's going to enforce it. [there would be an awkward pause here but lust is never awkward she smizes her way out of everything] I've been here for two years now. The thing in charge of bringing us here thinks itself some kind of chessmaster. [LIKE FATHER BUT NOT AS AMAZING AND PERFECT DADDY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH] All she really wants is entertainment. The humans that have come in with us have a little more discretion. But you're here now, and until she decides to remove you, it appears there's no other way out.

[spoilation]

[There's a moment spent staring at her when she says TWO YEARS, but the urge to question her about it is slowly postponed as she continues. He'll keep it in the back of his mind.

All of it is easily replaced by the sheer insult of her explanation.]

[THERE'S AN ANGRILY WHINY SENSATION GRADUALLY CREEPING UP IN HIS TONE] We're supposed stay here and let her treat us like lab rats...?

[insineration]

[SUPER-SIMPLY] Yes. We are.

[spoilation]

And you're going to accept that? [A BEAT... MAYBE IT'S OMINOUS... MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE] Lust.