/slams in with your promised Saturday meme

[agent_myra]

THE TEST DRIVE MEME

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[justcallmetrip]

[Trip is sitting outside the porter building attempting to port the functions of her communicator into her wrist computer. Also occasionally jumping in surprise whenever a bus or particularly loud car goes by. And getting distracted by all the people.]

[lordofthundera]

[Lion-O spots the skittish woman]

...Miss? Are.. you alright?

[justcallmetrip]

[Oh look, a giant orange man. If not for the hair he almost reminded her of Monkey, really. She stares for a few seconds before she scoots a bit closer to the edge of the wall and nods.]

Oh yeah, everything is just...great. I mean, I always spend time in cities full of thousands of people that were complete ruins when I went to sleep last night. Yeah.

Completely fine.

[She's a little panicking.]

[lordofthundera]

[He gives her a sympathetic look]

I see, you've just arrived here. I'm Lion-O. I know this place may be a bit overwhelming right now, but rest assured that there's nothing to be afraid of.

[shesmashes]

[ THIS IS A 7 FOOT TALL GREEN WOMAN STANDING OUTSIDE THE PORTER BUILDING.

sup. ]

[niceassassin]

[ This is a distinctly not 7-foot-tall elf sitting on a bench across the street.

Admiring the 7-foot-tall green woman. ]

[shesmashes]

[ WOAH ELF MAN this shouldn't surprise her as much as it does.

well w/e she can't judge. raises a hand and grins ]

Can I do help you with something?

[niceassassin]

Oh, no. I would offer my own help but I've a feeling you are quite capable on your own. A good feeling, you understand.

[shadowfields]

Hi. [An awkward little wave.] I'm Nightshade. And I'm not a zombie, so please stop trying to smash my head with blunt objects. In exchange, I promise no brains will be devoured! Thanks!

[bigreveal]

Ah.

There you are.

[shadowfields]

Have you been waiting for me? No offense, but I couldn't even tell you were gone. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey place this is, I think. I'm gonna get my ass kicked for saying that, aren't I...

[bigreveal]

If it was up to my choice, I would've taken Ben first, no offense. I just hate traveling through those shadows.

Anyway, no Suicide Squad, I have no government authority here, so kicking your ass isn't really up on my priorities list.

video;

[tiny_messiah]

[Have one frustrated kid sitting in an office. Principal's office to be exact. Again.]

Right. Can we all just agree that this whole school thing is complete BS? I aced my exams the first time around. Just because I'm in a permanent state of childhood does not mean I have to relearn how much our people screwed up "The New World" all over again.

Also, I want it on record that the last time I checked one is innocent until proven guilty of a crime, and that releasing a rat into its natural, safe environment is NOT a crime.

[tendstoramble]

[There is a mousy sort of girl with long, straight brown hair staring at the phone over the rims of her glasses. She doesn't say anything for a few seconds before she reaches up to push her glasses up her nose and give a little wave. When she speaks, her accent is distinctly southern.]

Hey there. I'm Fred, and I'm really hopin' one of you people can tell me how to get home 'cause I've got things to do there. And I mean, I've done the whole 'trapped in another dimension' thing and I don't think I really have time to do it again...

[She leans away to peer out the nearby door of the porter.]

Though I suppose this is better than my cave, at least.

[She scratches at the side of her head just above her hairline and sighs.]

Right, anyway. I need to go home.