YUSUKE URAMESHI.spiritgun_punkDecember 13 2010, 20:42:10 UTC
NAMEPROSCONS
Keiko Yukimura My fiance. I'm in love with her. I have been in love with her since the first day I met her. She is actually here now. None. There will never be cons.
Abby She's pretty cool. I like hanging out with her. Would make me do laundry. Is dating some other guy. Not Keiko.
Shiro Uh... Wait why is Shiro even on this list. Shiro get out.
Kuwabara He's my best friend. And a kickass fighter. I care what happens to him. He's a dude. And he's not Keiko.
Hiei He's a good fighter. Doesn't talk about feelings and stuff. Short.
Riful What... RIFUL GET OUT.
Ichigo Totally gets the demon thing. Likes fighting a lot. He's a dude. Not Keiko.
By the way, I think LJ has changed their table coding?
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Gretchen Beautiful, smart, knows her way around a gun, brave as hell, really something, I don't got the words to describe it proper, but absolutely worth waiting for. She ain't here, and I'm dead.
russianreverse I don't want to know, I don't want to know. I reckon she's stalking me, and I dunno how to ditch her.
girlyboywonder Is a girl, I think. Sorta nice to talk to. I don't know what she looks like, or much about her at all. Nosy.
Matt Murdock Intelligent, educated, generally heroic. Sometimes he makes jokes. Absolutely fantastic in bed. Mommy issues, daddy issues, women issues, Catholic issues, not-quite-Catholic-enough issues, he's not over Milla, he's not over Karen, he's not even over Elektra and that was more than a decade ago, has been with a woman codenamed Typhoid Mary, did I mention Elektra, because Elektra is dumb, controlling, in the middle of a 100-issue long nervous breakdown, in love with his own ability to sulk, secretly married to Foggy, that Madonna/whore complex of his, strong enough to love but not to lose, clingy, occasional moments of straight-up chauvanism, wore terrible neon plaid jumpsuits in the seventies, is now a bum, once decided a baby was the anti-christ, Shadowland, I could go on.
Tony Stark Good looking, smart, not afraid of fun. Is afraid of human interaction to the point where he thinks its acceptable to conduct personal meeting in a mask and robot voice. Thinks he needs to be something more than human. Not
( ... )
Luke Cage He thinks we're married. So, y'know, I figure he must like me and all that. He's pretty cute, I have to say. He thinks we're fucking married. What the fuck?
Peter Parker Oh man, I was totally in love with him in high school. Sure, he was kinda nerdy, but that just means the other girls didn't notice that he didn't have any zits. Probably thinks I am a total spaz because high school, secretly Spider-man which is really cool but also a bit mind-blowing and fucking intimidating. Shit. Also, high school.
Mitchell Hundred Is funny and actually understands the superhero fuck-up business and doesn't judge me for it or my mouth or smoking or any of that stuff, which is really refreshing, let me tell you. Also kind of cute in that weird politician-hair way. I am about 90% sure he's gay. Also, he's fucking important now, so maybe he will start judging me. We probably can't smoke weed anymore. He has a crush on Superman.
Zoidburg He keeps showing up in Bimboyz and I'm afraid it might look like something,
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I'm not intimidating! I am, like, the opposite of intimidating. If there is a hero out there who is less intimidating than me I haven't met them and neither has anyone else.
only a couple for I am lazywantsapprenticeDecember 13 2010, 20:33:03 UTC
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Angelica Einstürzen - Dangerous - Beautiful - Brilliant scientist - Sadistic tendencies - Badass female character type - Knows how to deal with disobedient children - A viper - Untrustworthy - Conflict over who would "top" - Would likely get "carried away" (read: attempt dissection) if she knew about about the blood sample
Elisa Maza - Intelligent and insightful - Asks the right questions - Excellent banter - Uncorruptible - Badass female character type - Beautiful - A cop - Uncorruptible - Difference in morals - Too insightful - Trying to arrest someone does not make for a good relationship
Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow - Brilliant scientist - Appreciation of fear - Intelligent - Insightful - Good conversationalist - Similar philosophies regarding most things - Useful ally - Closest thing to a friend in the City - Too insightful - 'Crow's tendency to disregard personal boundaries - "Friendship" is dangerous territory - Batman
Dick Grayson/Nightwing - Extremely talented
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NAMEPROSCONS
Keiko Yukimura
My fiance.
I'm in love with her.
I have been in love with her since the first day I met her.
She is actually here now.
None. There will never be cons.
Abby
She's pretty cool.
I like hanging out with her.
Would make me do laundry.
Is dating some other guy.
Not Keiko.
Shiro
Uh...
Wait why is Shiro even on this list. Shiro get out.
Kuwabara
He's my best friend.
And a kickass fighter.
I care what happens to him.
He's a dude.
And he's not Keiko.
Hiei
He's a good fighter.
Doesn't talk about feelings and stuff.
Short.
Riful
What...
RIFUL GET OUT.
Ichigo
Totally gets the demon thing.
Likes fighting a lot.
He's a dude.
Not Keiko.
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Gretchen
Beautiful, smart, knows her way around a gun, brave as hell, really something, I don't got the words to describe it proper, but absolutely worth waiting for.
She ain't here, and I'm dead.
russianreverse
I don't want to know, I don't want to know.
I reckon she's stalking me, and I dunno how to ditch her.
girlyboywonder
Is a girl, I think. Sorta nice to talk to.
I don't know what she looks like, or much about her at all. Nosy.
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Matt Murdock
Intelligent, educated, generally heroic. Sometimes he makes jokes. Absolutely fantastic in bed.
Mommy issues, daddy issues, women issues, Catholic issues, not-quite-Catholic-enough issues, he's not over Milla, he's not over Karen, he's not even over Elektra and that was more than a decade ago, has been with a woman codenamed Typhoid Mary, did I mention Elektra, because Elektra is dumb, controlling, in the middle of a 100-issue long nervous breakdown, in love with his own ability to sulk, secretly married to Foggy, that Madonna/whore complex of his, strong enough to love but not to lose, clingy, occasional moments of straight-up chauvanism, wore terrible neon plaid jumpsuits in the seventies, is now a bum, once decided a baby was the anti-christ, Shadowland, I could go on.
Tony Stark
Good looking, smart, not afraid of fun.
Is afraid of human interaction to the point where he thinks its acceptable to conduct personal meeting in a mask and robot voice. Thinks he needs to be something more than human. Not ( ... )
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Luke Cage
He thinks we're married. So, y'know, I figure he must like me and all that. He's pretty cute, I have to say.
He thinks we're fucking married. What the fuck?
Peter Parker
Oh man, I was totally in love with him in high school. Sure, he was kinda nerdy, but that just means the other girls didn't notice that he didn't have any zits.
Probably thinks I am a total spaz because high school, secretly Spider-man which is really cool but also a bit mind-blowing and fucking intimidating. Shit. Also, high school.
Mitchell Hundred
Is funny and actually understands the superhero fuck-up business and doesn't judge me for it or my mouth or smoking or any of that stuff, which is really refreshing, let me tell you. Also kind of cute in that weird politician-hair way.
I am about 90% sure he's gay. Also, he's fucking important now, so maybe he will start judging me. We probably can't smoke weed anymore. He has a crush on Superman.
Zoidburg
He keeps showing up in Bimboyz and I'm afraid it might look like something, ( ... )
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Besides Howard the Duck.
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Actually I do have a bit of a hood hair problem sometimes.
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NAMEPROSCONS
Angelica Einstürzen
- Dangerous
- Beautiful
- Brilliant scientist
- Sadistic tendencies
- Badass female character type
- Knows how to deal with disobedient children
- A viper
- Untrustworthy
- Conflict over who would "top"
- Would likely get "carried away" (read: attempt dissection) if she knew about about the blood sample
Elisa Maza
- Intelligent and insightful
- Asks the right questions
- Excellent banter
- Uncorruptible
- Badass female character type
- Beautiful
- A cop
- Uncorruptible
- Difference in morals
- Too insightful
- Trying to arrest someone does not make for a good relationship
Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow
- Brilliant scientist
- Appreciation of fear
- Intelligent
- Insightful
- Good conversationalist
- Similar philosophies regarding most things
- Useful ally
- Closest thing to a friend in the City
- Too insightful
- 'Crow's tendency to disregard personal boundaries
- "Friendship" is dangerous territory
- Batman
Dick Grayson/Nightwing
- Extremely talented ( ... )
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