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sibyllant in goshdarnspam

erudite observation theater: Hellsing

Nov 26, 2010 13:40

Guys I'm reading Hellsingeverybody laughs maniacally ( Read more... )

give me your brainmeats, pointless crap, sexy tiemz, what in god's name, i can't unsee it, i report you decide, party hard!, your verdict c&c, help, nazi kitty is in yer comms, only in japan, how does this make you feel, explain yourselves plebians!

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tamerlane November 26 2010, 18:56:40 UTC

And I thought comics were confusing. :(

darkvigil November 26 2010, 19:41:33 UTC

I don't even know what this comic is about anymore. NO I MEAN, I DO. It's vampires! Killing 'em! And Alucard versus nazis! But then there'll be a few pages where Alucard hallucinates Bruce Willis talking about Steve Buscemi and, while Bruce claims to be the "spirit" of Alucard's gun, and. Where's that "japan wtf" tag.

tamerlane November 26 2010, 19:56:06 UTC

I get it. "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS???" basically.

...but seriously, lol. This is better than that fanart of Animal Man using the powers of a Pikachu. Also, here it is. Because it is relevant to everyone's interests (everyone loves Buddy).

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batghoul November 26 2010, 19:22:38 UTC

Alucard hallucinates Bruce Willis, OR, "Willis" as punctuation

I... I don't even know what this means

darkvigil November 26 2010, 19:38:01 UTC

It's that thing-willis. Where you end every sentence with willis-willis. LOOK I DON'T KNOW and I know this is the most inappropriate account to do this with and I don't care. Willis.

batghoul November 26 2010, 19:44:31 UTC

I know I shouldn't be questioning it because "It's from Japan" is a suitable explanation for any weird manga thing, but I have genuinely never heard of this.

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Willis.

loves_war November 26 2010, 20:22:43 UTC

hahahahahahaaha ANOTHER CONVERT TO THE WAYS OF BAYONET CATHOLICS AND NAZI VAMPIRES. Everybody laughs maniacally, everybody grins maniacally everybody wears gloves, and everyone's glasses shine like spotlights.

The Major's weight is kinda funny: he was originally drawn thinner, then got progressively chunkier as the series progressed and the artwork evolved.

I have no explanation whatsoever for what Bruce Willis is doing in Alucard's subconscious.

sibyllant November 26 2010, 22:10:47 UTC

fjakflhaj YES, the glasses, for some reason I got used to that but nothing else. And really, I like that about the Major's weight. Deliberate or not, it's nicely realistic. And that icon never fails to make me lol.

loves_war November 27 2010, 00:19:37 UTC

Yeah, it's neat how Hellsing's art kind of makes all the insane things happening in it look quasi-realistic, isn't it? I love it.

And that icon is one of LB and Finches' finest achievements.

easytochop November 26 2010, 20:51:43 UTC

i regret nothing

sibyllant November 26 2010, 22:11:40 UTC

Leah + fat jokes = us

loves_war November 27 2010, 00:20:01 UTC

All your fault.

ridethetiger November 26 2010, 21:29:39 UTC

LMAO YEAH. YEAH. Hellsing is pretty much one giant LOLfest. The creator is a pervert and kills off characters when drawing them becomes a pain in the ass. Millenium is the most fail group of Nazis ever.

And the church is bugfuck insane.

It's beautiful.

loves_war November 26 2010, 21:32:35 UTC

Also: Walking. Battle. Coffin.

ridethetiger November 27 2010, 02:00:49 UTC

THE BEST EVER.

sibyllant November 26 2010, 22:13:51 UTC

I had honestly not expected Hellsing to be this fucknuts, and I'm just delightfully surprised at everything. I think so far Father Anderson is the most startling and hilarious character for me. I loved the museum scene where Seras lets the tourists in while Alucard and Anderson are frozen in battle positions. "The magic's gone" ffhfkjdshlmao.

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