Tiny fics [Harry Potter, AI RPS, random RPF, Torchwood]
So a certain friend of mine was worried about falling asleep at work so I offered to Twitter some fics at her. Her username is kind of long, so most of these (except the two Neville/Dracos, written for chibitoaster) were written in only 123 characters.
Yeah, I'm a little crazy. :D :D :D
Anyway, behind the cut, some Twitfics. Or whatever we want to call them. Some of them are NSFW and therefore not safe for anyone under 18 (do I have any of those on my flist any more? Can't remember). I didn't put any carriage returns in when I posted these, so I'm leaving that as is. That means every line is a separate tinyfic.
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Snape stared down at Draco's cock. "Yes?" Draco said, impatiently. "You're..." Snape paused. "You bleach your hair?"
"Draco? What...?" "I'm the star, idiot." "Nice tits." "It's a charm, I'll show you later." "Don't leer. Still got a dick?" [this one's actually H/D, there wasn't room to clarify]
"Ron, is there something you want to tell me?" Draco said dangerously as Ron, blushing red, cradled the black-haired baby.
Harry was clinging like a squid. "Don't you sleep like a normal person?" "I like waking up w/ bruises from your bony arse?"
"Ready?" Adam grins. It isn't even weird; when the door creaks he pretends to push Adam's head down & watches Danny choke.
"You want me to tell him you died, Owen?" "I don't like being perved on when we talk. Also, I'm not played by Barrowman."
"Oh, there," Harry said, soft and breathy. Snape looked up and savored the white teeth, the perfect dent in Harry's lip.
"Neville?" Draco said. No, squeaked. It was...cute. "Never thought I'd look this way, Malfoy?" The expression on his face was answer enough.
"I knew you liked your toad, but I didn't know you LIKED your toad." "Malfoy!" "If you like...snakes, I can forget this ever happened..."
"Why are we doing this again?" Adrien took off his pants. "Quiet--you're just here for your looks," Keira said, smiling.
"I'm here under duress," Snape growled. He hoped the salesgirl would protest, but Draco and Harry together were formidable.
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Also, I think I just friended everyone who's friended me. If I didn't get you, totally let me know!
Yeah, I'm a little crazy. :D :D :D
Anyway, behind the cut, some Twitfics. Or whatever we want to call them. Some of them are NSFW and therefore not safe for anyone under 18 (do I have any of those on my flist any more? Can't remember). I didn't put any carriage returns in when I posted these, so I'm leaving that as is. That means every line is a separate tinyfic.
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Snape stared down at Draco's cock. "Yes?" Draco said, impatiently. "You're..." Snape paused. "You bleach your hair?"
"Draco? What...?" "I'm the star, idiot." "Nice tits." "It's a charm, I'll show you later." "Don't leer. Still got a dick?" [this one's actually H/D, there wasn't room to clarify]
"Ron, is there something you want to tell me?" Draco said dangerously as Ron, blushing red, cradled the black-haired baby.
Harry was clinging like a squid. "Don't you sleep like a normal person?" "I like waking up w/ bruises from your bony arse?"
"Ready?" Adam grins. It isn't even weird; when the door creaks he pretends to push Adam's head down & watches Danny choke.
"You want me to tell him you died, Owen?" "I don't like being perved on when we talk. Also, I'm not played by Barrowman."
"Oh, there," Harry said, soft and breathy. Snape looked up and savored the white teeth, the perfect dent in Harry's lip.
"Neville?" Draco said. No, squeaked. It was...cute. "Never thought I'd look this way, Malfoy?" The expression on his face was answer enough.
"I knew you liked your toad, but I didn't know you LIKED your toad." "Malfoy!" "If you like...snakes, I can forget this ever happened..."
"Why are we doing this again?" Adrien took off his pants. "Quiet--you're just here for your looks," Keira said, smiling.
"I'm here under duress," Snape growled. He hoped the salesgirl would protest, but Draco and Harry together were formidable.
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Also, I think I just friended everyone who's friended me. If I didn't get you, totally let me know!