"Well, we could do Captain Planet villains or something. Like, a villain on each person's door?" "No, we couldn't." "Why not?" "There are only seven major villains in Captain Planet. Well, eight if you include Captain Pollution." At this point everyone stared at me and I tried to sink into Ben and Jenny's couch.
HAHAHA. I basically lolled around lol-ing after reading this, because I had the best image of you and Pelks maniacally, though accidentally setting fire to the quads, while C.P. Pony supervised the destruction, and your Epic-Sounding pirate came to life, in the glow of the sinister flame of piratical glory. BRILLIANT.
I mean, I'd resigned myself to understanding only about 20 percent of this post, but the phrase "Crystal Pestilence Pony" is too magnificent to be passed over without remark. It sounds like the name of some glitter-wearing, drug-addled band. In fact, "Crystal Pestilence Pony is watching me from on high" could well be the refrain of their one successful song; but I'm missing your point entirely, I know. Oh, Lee. Oh, Chicago.
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"Well, we could do Captain Planet villains or something. Like, a villain on each person's door?"
"No, we couldn't."
"Why not?"
"There are only seven major villains in Captain Planet. Well, eight if you include Captain Pollution."
At this point everyone stared at me and I tried to sink into Ben and Jenny's couch.
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I am eager for seeing of you.
For some reason, using odd grammars.
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I mean, I'd resigned myself to understanding only about 20 percent of this post, but the phrase "Crystal Pestilence Pony" is too magnificent to be passed over without remark. It sounds like the name of some glitter-wearing, drug-addled band. In fact, "Crystal Pestilence Pony is watching me from on high" could well be the refrain of their one successful song; but I'm missing your point entirely, I know. Oh, Lee. Oh, Chicago.
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