So soon they're putting down my dog. She's old and she's dangerous and she's crazy as a loon; and that's why I love her ( Read more... )

Been away from my girl for too long, it feels. Been watching too much television for far too many idle hours after drinking for far too many years. Crazy young frenchman with a weird name, weighs about as much as a toilette seat, is running around my friend's apartment like a dalmation with a tazer tied to his torso, screaming that the demise of me ( Read more... )

So I find myself out in the styx - in my parents' house - tapping as lightly as possible as my keyboard as to not wake anybody up, with a whimpering dog under my chair, licking the wounds she got from a vicious fight with a bulldog. She even pissed just next to the other other dog after that she was through with it ( Read more... )

Sitting in our apartment now. Told my girlfriend yesterday I was leaving for Ireland and bolted out the door. Sitting here now, it feels terrifyingly much like this is not my home anymore. That sort bothers me; and I know what I say now will scare the living daylights out of her. But she, at the same time, knows, I think, that we'll meet again. I ( Read more... )

God, I wish I could take it all back. Go back in time and make it better ( Read more... )

VIENTIANE, Laos (AP) - Villagers believe it was the work of evil spirits, a psychologist says it may have been shock but authorities are still uncertain what caused 36 high school girls to suffer simultaneous fits, a newspaper said Thursday ( Read more... )

Most men would define their existence as sufferable - or even good or proper - living with a 9-5 job to come home from, a molded goldfish gone belly up in the tank next to a Lucky Strike, and a sloppy handjob every five days ( Read more... )

Also ... my girfriend did not manhandle me ...

She was throwing me onto the bed, alright?

Shit happens.

... goddamn these rats.

So I wake up this morning, realizing that this splitting head ache i find myself agonized by, can most probably be the product of (except for lack of sleep and the fact that my dame, Pehpsii, slammed my head into a concrete wall the other day) sitting for maybe 16 hours in front of my computer, reading all these paranoid rants about how what we see ( Read more... )

Yeha, so finally Pehpsii - my lovely dame - forced me into yet another one of her ... things ( Read more... )