Itch
Title: Itch
Words: 100
Challenge: Health
Points: Crowley and Aziraphale
A/N: Behind the cut for squick factor.
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“…Took me a while to figure out what the itching was, but I managed to banish the little buggers away,” finished Crowley, leaning back in his chair.
“Yes, well, that’s what you get for tempting humans into pleasures of the flesh,” said Aziraphale, a little testily.
“They call them ‘crabs’; it’s a sexually transmitted disease. Nothing that poses too much of a health risk to humans - just a lot of itching.” Crowley grinned, and added, “I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard I banished them to -- You okay, angel? You haven’t stopped squirming all evening.”
“…I’m fine. Er.”
Words: 100
Challenge: Health
Points: Crowley and Aziraphale
A/N: Behind the cut for squick factor.
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“…Took me a while to figure out what the itching was, but I managed to banish the little buggers away,” finished Crowley, leaning back in his chair.
“Yes, well, that’s what you get for tempting humans into pleasures of the flesh,” said Aziraphale, a little testily.
“They call them ‘crabs’; it’s a sexually transmitted disease. Nothing that poses too much of a health risk to humans - just a lot of itching.” Crowley grinned, and added, “I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard I banished them to -- You okay, angel? You haven’t stopped squirming all evening.”
“…I’m fine. Er.”