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Jun 02, 2009 19:55

Hey Tom, what are you doing tonight? I heard that some dick wants to investigate you. I'm not really sure what he wanted, but I'm not going to let him get to you before I kick your ass myself.

brb bein a smartass, axel palmer, this is so not gay i swear, joshua, sabotage, tom stop corrupting our youth, tom

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tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:08:42 UTC
Ah Jesus, what did I do now?

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[Private] god he hates himself tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:30:04 UTC
I'll have to tell her too.

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[Private] *offers snuggles* :( goodlucksoldier June 3 2009, 00:31:16 UTC
You know it's gonna get worse the longer you wait, right?

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[Private] Tom: -sob- tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:32:33 UTC
Yeah, but imagine showing up here to that gem. I'm not sure I can do that to her.

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[Private] goodlucksoldier June 3 2009, 00:34:26 UTC
Better that than you two becoming friends-- or more, if you're lucky-- and then dropping the bomb after it's too late. If you're gonna do it, man, do it.

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[Private] Tom: Since when have I been lucky? 8| tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:35:53 UTC
Dude, she's married to Sheriff dickhole. I can't get anywhere near her.

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[Private] Alex: You met me :D ISN'T THAT LUCKY? goodlucksoldier June 3 2009, 00:37:30 UTC
When you were dating, you two never snuck out of the house at night to see each other? Just do that again.

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[Private] Tom: No man you'll give me herpes or something 8| tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:39:40 UTC
You're encouraging me to run around with a married woman?

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[Private] Alex: Are you trying to say my girlfriend has herpes Bl goodlucksoldier June 3 2009, 00:41:46 UTC
uh...

No? No.

No.

Okay, yeah. Maybe a little bit.

You love her, right?

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[Private] Tom: Only if you gave them to her. tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:46:22 UTC
You're so not helpful.

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[Private] Alex: Bl you're an asshole goodlucksoldier June 3 2009, 00:48:28 UTC
You're running out of options, buddy. I just figure if you can't get to her on normal terms, then you have to make new ones.

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[Private] Tom: 8) tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:49:58 UTC
I'll talk to her. I don't really have a choice, do I.

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[Private] goodlucksoldier June 3 2009, 00:52:27 UTC
Alright, man. Good luck with that.

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[Private] tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 00:53:40 UTC
...

Thanks. I'll need it.

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[Private][Posted some time later] tom_hanniger June 3 2009, 03:02:37 UTC
She's coming over.

I'm going to tell her.

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[Private] goodlucksoldier June 3 2009, 03:04:18 UTC
I'll be here if you need me, in case shit goes bad. Good luck, man.

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