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[goodhunting]

I gather congratulations are in order. Don't normally see many couples happy in my line of work so it's a nice thing to see

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[hatesbears]

Stop fucking PUSHING THIS. I'm about to get fucking PIZZA without some fucking HEALTH FOOD BASE shit for the first time in WEEKS.

And fucking come. She wants you to. Literally, fucking figuratively, be the first fucking action she got since her clap trap got sewed over and went into hibernation post-husband.

[goodhunting]

violent penstreak

[hatesbears]

temo;dr.

[goodhunting]

No pizza.

[hatesbears]

I'm going out.

[goodhunting]

That would be a plan.

Rose.

[gangstermoll]

Chicken nuggets. Your currency's chicken nuggets, am I right?

Mike.

[hatesbears]

You know if you fuck her over I'll personally stick a decapitated rat up your crapper, right?

Rose.

[gangstermoll]

Do you have some kind of dysfunction? I'm not going to fuck her over. If she gets all freaked out I'm not even going to see her. So like, thanks for that.

Mike.

[hatesbears]

What the fuck ever. Just leave me a slice of cold pizza in the fridge and bring over something gory.

Rose.

[gangstermoll]

Can't even come over tonight, anyway.

Mike.

[hatesbears]

If you bring that shitty gourmet pizza crap when you do? You will be forcibly locked out and stripped of your title of "manly".

Rose.

[gangstermoll]

Yeah, there's not much danger of that.

Mike.

[hatesbears]

Bring chicken nuggets too? And beer. And something fucking aces and gory. Potentially with some brutal bear death.

Mike.

[hatesbears]

And paraded through the streets.

Mike.

[hatesbears]

Possibly naked.