Title: Kevin’s Buttons
Word Count: 496
Pairing: Andy Hull/Kevin Devine
Rating: 14A, for language and adult themes
Summary: …and so Andrew Hull has set out to find exactly what pushes Kevin's buttons.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. All real names, places, and events have been used in a fictitious manner.
Notes: Don’t ask.
Andrew Hull is a kinky motherfucker.
He'll try anything, but that doesn't mean he is without preferences. Years of experience have taught Andy that bondage and leather are the only way for him to achieve pure sexual bliss. His boyfriend-- although they have never officially used or agreed on the title-- Kevin, seems more than happy to oblige to Andy's wishes, even if he himself has no particular fondness for the activity.
Kevin's dissatisfaction with bondage is troubling for Andy. As previously mentioned, Andy will try anything, and so Andrew Hull has set out to find exactly what pushes Kevin's buttons.
Andy's first move, his first attempt, doesn't fall far from the world of leather and vinyl, when he brings a tight, plastic naughty nurse costume home for Kevin. Some offense is felt, on Kevin's part, at the rather bodacious chest of the costume. It should be noted that Kevin Devine lacks big, beautiful breasts. He discards the dress without ever trying it on. Andrew is disappointed by this failure, but moves forward and continues with his quest. He has something else in mind.
One thing Andy knows about Kevin, and is constantly reminded of, is that Kevin loves kittens. And while Andrew doubts that Kevin likes kittens in a sexually arousing way, animal play is common enough, and Andy will try anything; this has already been established.
When Andrew suggests the idea to Kevin, Kevin seems eager, and delighted by the collar--with a bell!-- that Andy has purchased for the occasion. Unfortunately, things do not run smoothly, and the situation is awkward for both parties involved.
It is also very difficult to remember to meow during moments of sexual ecstasy.
By this point, Andrew is starting to get seriously concerned. None of his attempts at bringing the joy of kink to his beloved Kevin have worked, and he is starting to feel as if nothing will. But Andy cannot be stomped upon quite that easily, and he is determined not to give up.
The next morning, Kevin wakes up with hands clamped tightly around his neck, and something suspicious poking up against his thigh.
To a point, the sex is amazing. But that point happens to be when Kevin passes out from lack of oxygen, and then it’s all sort of downhill, because Andy may be up for anything, but it feels a little too close to necrophilia for him to be comfortable.
When Kevin is feeling himself again, Andy asks him if he is a paedophile. Or a necrophile. Or really just any phile he shouldn’t be. Kevin is rather horrified by the question, which he takes as an accusation. Tableware is thrown, and it is all very dramatic. Andrew endeavours to explain that he simply wants to make Kevin happy, the way Andy feels happy whilst taking part in bondage activities. This entices laughter from Kevin, and the admission that Kevin is happy. He doesn’t need any special kink; he has Andrew.
Aww.