[Action]: Vikings are the bestest beings eva

[gomugomunopwn]

[How you doing Luceti. There's a Luffy on top of the grocery shore in townsquare. He's holding a gigantic piece of meat (JUST DON'T ASK) with one hand, and looking through a pair of binoculars he yoinked from the item shop with the other. He's also wearing a pair of awesome goggles, and his regular Strawhat has horns sticking out of each side. You

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[stillatrap]

[WHY CAN'T ANYTHING BE NORMAL THIS WEEK?

Xion can't help but stop and stare at the dude on the roof with the huuuuuuugenormous piece of meat. And the... hat. He stops about ten feet away from the front of the store, staring up, trying to decide if he should ask wtf or not.]

[stillatrap]

They're... they're good people. You're... not. I don't get it.

[rather blunt for once. but he slings his bow back over his shoulder, frowning. no matter how angry he is at Luffy, he won't attack his friends' captain. ... not again, at least.]

[gomugomunopwn]

[Just gonna lol.]

Good PEOPLE? Us? Since when has there ever been such a thing as a GOOD criminal?

I guess we're nicer here though. Not much else to be, especially since there's no money and everything's free.

[stillatrap]

[... ooh. Xion, for the FIRST TIME in this entire ... thing, is finally getting the sense that something is actually amiss here -- that maybe this is the result of all the strangeness going on, and Luffy might not actually be like this.

Time to test this theory. He narrows his eyes a little, folding his arms over his chest.]

Oh yeah? What are you guys like back home, then? What was, say... Sanji like? Maybe I've been wrong about you guys all along.

[gomugomunopwn]

What are we like? We're vikings what do you think we're like?

Sanji? Nice guy, except on the battlefield mostly. Never understood his chivalry bullshit though. If someone is gonna kill you, you should kill them first. Doesn't matter what their gender is.

[stillatrap]

[... processing. Xion was hoping for some sort of alternate universe evil Sanji to totally prove his theory, but that sort of misfired. But the vikings thing-- that's a lead. Sorta.]

Vikings? I thought you were pirates. Usopp's told me stories about your adventures... about all the places and people you've saved. Like Alabasta. [let's try this again.]

[gomugomunopwn]

Pirates, vikings, buccaneers. All the same damn thing.

Ahhh, I remember that. We got a load of money for saving that dump. Not as much as we were promised though. [Sooo they KINDA had to take like a lot of stuff and do other nasty things to the civilians but you know! Worth it regardless.]