Jesus and Xtians

[gomrox]

i dont understand christians...they say that jesus didnt fuck mary. tell me. how many men live for 30 years without having sex? seriously people. not even catholic priests can do that! and i'm sure nuns masturbate...

they say that gay is wrong and jesus/god said so. yet jesus said love everyone.

lets look at the facts

jesus (supposedly) never married

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[littlewitch34]

not even catholic priests can do that!

Yeah, that's what the altar boys are for. (ba-dum-shh!)

Jesus was a pretty chill guy. He smoked the illicit herb once in a while and was pretty nice to just about everyone.

[gomrox]

omgs you should hear the song 'ganja' by bitch and animal. next time you are on i shall send it to you. its hilarious...

-ERIN