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[golfins_missus]

*goes shopping despite her protesting ankles*

*finds the cuteness of infant clothing far outweighs the protests of her bloated body*

*eventually starts heading back, laden with bags*

*and promptly walks straight into her soon-to-be-ex-husband, dropping her purchases*

Oh crud.

Er...

Could you help pick those up for me? I can't bend down these

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[_fingolfin]

*hesitates*

*slowly gathers up your bags, replacing articles that have fallen out*

*hands them to you*

[_finduilas]

*does so*

Oh, these are darling! Have a nice time, did you?

*shoots you a LOOK*

[golfins_missus]

Yes... yes I did...

...

What? What's that look for?

[_finduilas]

Oh, well...one can never be too careful, that's all. There are so many nefarious, blood-sucking monsters about. Also there's Team!Evil. ¬_¬

[golfins_missus]

*sighs*

I didn't go anywhere dangerous. I just went out shopping. I'm not an invalid, just pregnant.

[_finduilas]

Okay, okay. I'm just saying you really don't need any additional hassles at the moment. Leastofallsmoothtalkingexhusbandshapedhassles.

:D

[golfins_missus]

...

Were you spying on me, Finduilas?

[_finduilas]

Well, I NEVER. How can you even suggest such a thing? It's really amazing how much one can hear just in passing and you know how these doors are so flimsy really they sure don't make 'em like the used to and-

...it was for your own good? :/

[golfins_missus]

*sighs*

Look. I'm not weakening over the divorce. I was just tired, and my hormones were playing up and Fingolfin helped me out.

And being angry all the time is exhausting. It was just... nice not to be at each others throats for once.

[_finduilas]

Yes. Well, I'm sure you can take care of yourself. *gives you a pointed look*

*returns to her magazine*

[golfins_missus]

>:\

Fine.

I'll move out tomorrow.

[_finduilas]

What?! No, no. I didn't mean that. *sigh* I'm just telling you to be careful, Daernaneth. :(

[golfins_missus]

*rubs at her forehead*

Sorry.

Hormones.

Although I really can't keep cramping you like this. I mean... what is Turco going to think with a screaming infant around the house?

[_finduilas]

...

You know, I wonder if he would mind. He's practically house-trained at this point. ;)

[golfins_missus]

*smirks a little*

No matter how much they say they hate kids, men almost always do come around.

[_finduilas]

Sure...until they realize they'll have to feed it, change it, and entertain it into the wee hours of the morning. /:)