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[golfins_missus]

*goes shopping despite her protesting ankles*

*finds the cuteness of infant clothing far outweighs the protests of her bloated body*

*eventually starts heading back, laden with bags*

*and promptly walks straight into her soon-to-be-ex-husband, dropping her purchases*

Oh crud.

Er...

Could you help pick those up for me? I can't bend down these

Comments

[_fingolfin]

*hesitates*

*slowly gathers up your bags, replacing articles that have fallen out*

*hands them to you*

[_fingolfin]

Well. Fine then.

Now would you care for me to further demonstrate my skills in civility, or am I free to go?

[golfins_missus]

Fine. Go. Whatever.

[_fingolfin]

Tsk, tsk. Are you sure you aren't being a bit hostile now? Civil, dear. CIVIL.

[golfins_missus]

*bursts into hysterical hormonal tears*

I WAS BEING CIVIL! YOU'RE JUST BEING NASTY!!! ;_;

[_fingolfin]

Holy shit. You need therapy. Shall I call the exorcist? Um.

There...there? Sorry? :s *pats*

[golfins_missus]

*keeps weeping*

I'm... *HIC* SORRY, OKAY? It's the *SOB* hORmONes!

:'(((

[_fingolfin]

Oh, the fuck with it.

*hugs you*

[golfins_missus]

*hugs you back and has a good sob*

*eventually pulls away and wipes at her eyes*

Sorry...

[_fingolfin]

*produces a handkerchief from somewhere*

Don't be. You know, I'd completely forgotten what you're like when you're pregnant. /:]

[golfins_missus]

*takes it and dabs at her eyes*

Yes, well... stupid hormones.

[_fingolfin]

*suddenly feels very awkward about this whole situation*

Well. I should, ah, probably get going. Things to do.

:/

[golfins_missus]

*feels equally awkward suddenly*

Er... yes...

I should probably get this stuff and myself back where I can put my feet up.

[_fingolfin]

You okay carrying all that? Need any help?

*is genuinely mystified by the words escaping from his mouth*

[golfins_missus]

I....

Well...

If you take the two bulky bags that would be most kind of you...

But don't go out of your way or anything.

[_fingolfin]

I...no. It's not a problem.

*just takes everything out of your hands*

Um...where are we going again?