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[golfins_missus]

*realises if she stays in the house for any longer, Fingolfin will drive her to murdering him or at the very least, partial castration (ie. just one testicle)*

*decides a shopping trip is in order to preserve her mental health*

ETA:*comes to the conclusion that ogling male strippers is integral to preserving her mental health*

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[_fingolfin]

*thinks you're hot when you're bitchy. if a bit too bitchy to make you worth his time.*

[golfins_missus]

*fine then*

*no display of newly bought lingerie for YOU then* >:P

[_fingolfin]

*isn't buying that for a second, darlin'*

[golfins_missus]

*might consider doing so if you make it worth her while*