Sherlock Fic: Comments on a blog entry
Kinda-sorta written for Challenge 003 at great_tales . Actually is a 221B, sort of by mistake...
9:35PM
A pedestrian little GP
Tried his best a detective to be,
But he soon would discover
When he went undercoverHe still looked like a little GP.
10:56PM
A consulting detective named Sherlock
Could find nothing to do but to mock
And his VERY LAME joking
Was so provokingThat it made the GP want to hurl rocks.
11:04PM
A blogger attempted to rhyme
And to beat out a meter in time.
His failed enterprise
Came as little surpriseSince his prose work was far from sublime.
11:10PM
Really, Sherlock? Making fun of my poetry now?
11:13PM
Really, John? Calling that drivel poetry now? You have heard of meter, haven’t you? And did you really work on that travesty for an hour?
11:15PM
We didn’t all go to public school you know. And another thing. It wasyOUR idea for me to chat that girl up in the pub for YOUR case.
11:18PM
It was not my idea that you tell her you were an actor! But point taken. In future I will sit back and watch you make a spectacle of yourself without comment like a true friend should.
11:22PM
don’t you hvae something better tobe doing?
11:23PM
No, actually. I’m bored. You, on the other hand, are obviously tired and cranky, and your typography is suffering. Go to bed.