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[goldstarbandit]

Dear Tim Hortons, Coffee Time and all other coffee chains,

I would like to provide you with the following instructions.

How to make tea:

Step One - Put requested amount of sugar in cup with tea bag.
Step Two - Pour in hot water.
Step Three - Add requested amount of milk.
Step Four - Stir.

Please ensure that these steps are followed in this

Comments

Re: hey

[goldstarbandit]

seriously!
i think the training actually involves teaching them how to make the tea in the most efficient way ... which defeats the purpose of tea.

[copperpoint]

Trusting a coffee shop to prepare tea was your first mistake.

Also, George Orwell had significant thoughts on the matter: http://www.246.dk/teaorwell.html

[goldstarbandit]

it's true. unfortunately the kettle at work makes the water taste funky, so i have to rely on outside tea.

i'm happy that orwell agrees with my milk in last theory, but i'm not sure about tea without sugar...